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Nic has CRS and has read that book 10 times.
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Really Z? That must be why I heard Red mumble "oh god" before he tried to bite it! Bad doggie!
Ali can only wear things that are so tight that the blood can't get to her brain.
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Redwolf is a hugely successful womaniser.
Nic only wishes she could have me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL
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If you look closely at Ali's backside, you can see Jesus.



Dam I am a Jesus lover!

Redwolf keeps speaking the truth!
Runonwords can't handle the truth!
Nicola is a colonel in the USMC stationed in Guantanamo Bay.
Henry once spent the night in a kangaroo's pouch.
Lady loves to fly across the ocean on the back of a flamingo.
Henry loves the spice girls very much and was devasted that they broke up. He was beside himself when they got back together for a bit.. He waited so long to see them together again.
Lady should know... she's Mel C....
Henry wears orange leg warmers to bed every night.
Lovley and Henry had a torrid love affair that ended because he left peanut shells in the bed. But she really misses that trunk....
Ali wants to be Jennifer Lopez.otosgtQslBo2iSmB
Lovely Lady is actually really horrible. She sometimes puts salt in the sugar bowl when guests come round for afternoon tea.
mrplow realy is Mr Rodgers' twin brother. So you know how nice he is.
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Red met Mr Plow during a torrid love affair with Mr Rodgers
"I can resist everything except temptation." - Oscar Wilde
Wicked is the love child from that affair.
Chef has a collection of "love" children and plays with them every Sunday....
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
Zafia helps me play dress up with them.
Chef sews her own knickers, and then tries to sell them at "Chef Summers" parties. With each purchase you are given a free carrot.
LOL@Nic....I busted out laughing when I read that....

Nic knows this because she is Chef's Manager and helps her get a good price wholesale for both the knickers and the carrats oh I mean carrots!!.....LOL!
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
Zaf desperately wants to try that knicker/carrot combo!!
Nic, Zaf and HOD are my best customers.
not no more, that last party bankrupted me
HOD knows I take Visa and Master Card
Chef also takes food stamps!
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red licks the stamps before I use them
yes i do but chef wants me lick more.
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