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Red's tongue is quite famous as he holds the record for the most tootsie pops licked.....
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
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Though Zafia came in at a close second.
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Lovely has been banned from her local candy store because she tries to lick all
of the tootsie pops
of the tootsie pops
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Henry knows this because he was the owner of the candy store in question......
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
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Z like a sweet pussy, so she uses the large candy cane sticks.
Numm numm
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Numm numm
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Bat likes his tool to be sweet and sour so he goes straight for the sour patches and sugar daddies.....
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
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Zef likes the 'Glow Pop Ring', butt she keeps putting it in the wrong hole.
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and Bat just loves himself those pop rocks although he put them in the wrong hole as well and needed 8 stitches afterwards.......ouch!!!.....
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
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Batman likes to play light sabre fights using glow-in-the-dark condoms.
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Henry doesn't use condoms, they don't fit... he just cuts the finger off a rubber glove and then uses a rubber band to keep it on.
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Ling has a
fetish. She can't even get turned on, unless her bathtub is filled with white fluffy popcorn. 
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Cat is intolerant
intolerant "I can resist everything except temptation." - Oscar Wilde
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Chef wears a banana hammock.
♥ Listen, touch, and look around in the air and on the ground. If you watch all nature's things, you might just see a fairy's wings. ♥
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Tip uses her hair to paint erotic masterpieces.
♥ Listen, touch, and look around in the air and on the ground. If you watch all nature's things, you might just see a fairy's wings. ♥
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Pixie gets wet dreams about doing Peter & Pan
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Batman wants a 1 on 1 with Chuck Norris, but not of the fisticuffs variety.
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Nicki wants a 2 on 1 with Margaret Thatcher & Hillary Clinton
And not the Political debate kind
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And not the Political debate kind
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bat lusted after Margaret Thatcher all through puberty
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Ali works for the Haggis Marketing Board (HMB).
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Nicola took wickedshads down to the torture chamber and pulled all his teeth out.
Then she planted them in the ground and is now waiting for her new tooth-fairies to start growing.
Then she planted them in the ground and is now waiting for her new tooth-fairies to start growing.
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Sounds like a cunning plan!
Catnip sometimes drinks milk, and once she gets even a sniff of it, she will rub it, roll over it, kick at it, and generally go nuts for several minutes. Then she will lose interest and walk away. Two hours later, she may come back and have exactly the same response.
If that doesn't work, depending on the availability, she'll smoke some crack.
Catnip sometimes drinks milk, and once she gets even a sniff of it, she will rub it, roll over it, kick at it, and generally go nuts for several minutes. Then she will lose interest and walk away. Two hours later, she may come back and have exactly the same response.
If that doesn't work, depending on the availability, she'll smoke some crack.
Nice knows this because she is Catnip's crack supplier and fellow user. When they get high together, Nic likes to walk Catnip her past all the dogs and owners in the park yelling "No pussy for you!" just to see their reactions. After that, she and Catnip go to Chuck E Cheese to heckle and mock the giant mouse and all his little fans. It appears to be great fun for them after church on Sunday. 
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Ali is a diver, and she's always down.
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Nicola is bedridden and needs help going to the toilet.