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13 Apr 2009

Chef cooks up the little children for Mr Plow's breakfast using an old family recipe.

13 Apr 2009

Ali works at Burger King.

13 Apr 2009

Nic works in food service too!!! She inspects the puffy tacos and clams!!

13 Apr 2009

Tipzee works in the Dirty Sanchez bar.

13 Apr 2009

Nicola is the mop janitor and technique consultant in the Cleveland Steamer lounge!!

13 Apr 2009

Tipzee once ate so many magic mushrooms, she thought she was a dolphin, and tried to swim from the USA to Russia.

13 Apr 2009

Nic once dated Godzilla's brother.

13 Apr 2009

Ali was once so obsessed with Forest Gump, she ran across America, twice.

14 Apr 2009

Godzilla was A-sexual. And nic loved both ways with the big G.

Bat

14 Apr 2009

Batman loves poison ivy

and the villan too...

Ling

14 Apr 2009

Ling-Li eats a bucket of fried chicken everyday. She's a relative of Colonel Sanders.

14 Apr 2009

Nicola only thinks she's 'finger-lickin good'...

But the colonel only keeps her around to scare away the rats so they don't accidentally fall in the fryer... again.

(And you're right about the relative thing... he was my grandfather's great uncle! Lol)

Ling

14 Apr 2009

Ling-Li was once about to marry a prince, but his country got eaten by a big sea-turtle. Luckily Ling wasnt in the country at the time. Now she's waiting for the seaturtle to return with her promised land, though she's been waiting for 10 years now.

14 Apr 2009

Catnip got kicked out of Barnes and Nobles for sharpening her claws on the books in the self-help section

"I can resist everything except temptation." - Oscar Wilde

14 Apr 2009

Wicked worked in that section at B&N and thought what Cat did was extremely hot, mumbling "mommy, mommy" over and over.

14 Apr 2009

Ali once hosted the Grammy's and gave every award to Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch!!!

14 Apr 2009

I've always wondered why tipzee dropped out of the Spice Girls...

"I can resist everything except temptation." - Oscar Wilde

14 Apr 2009

Wicked secretly wished to be Bubba Spice.

14 Apr 2009

I never quit Spice Girls!! My agent will be releasing a press statement to dispel this vicious rumor!!

Ali killed a drifter just to watch him bleed!!

14 Apr 2009

Great photo tipzee....I see the hump removal operation was a success and left no visible scars

"I can resist everything except temptation." - Oscar Wilde

14 Apr 2009

Quote by WickedShads
Great photo tipzee....I see the hump removal operation was a success and left no visible scars

no way, wicked!! I still get humped all the time!!!

By the way?? How's that chlamydia outbreak, got it under control yet??

14 Apr 2009

Tipz and Wicked are secretly married since they got the arguing down pact.....LOL!

"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."

14 Apr 2009

Zaf has her ear to the ground listening for the pitter pat of little feet.

14 Apr 2009

Always ready to provide advice in all departments of the bedroom!

14 Apr 2009

Runonwords won't pay the child support he owes my mother. Give her the rent money or I'll never call you 'daddy' again!

14 Apr 2009

lexy calls a lot of men daddy.

14 Apr 2009

Chef was the voice of witch hazel in the Bugs Bunny cartoons

"I can resist everything except temptation." - Oscar Wilde

15 Apr 2009

WickedShads has everything ever recorded by Cher in his music collection.

15 Apr 2009

Everything is a lie about Nicki

Bat

15 Apr 2009

Batman is a leading donator of videos to advanced ejaculation.