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Zafia Izhar is an Female accounting student from Delhi, India Gorgeous and Sexy she is!
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Matriarch
groucho didn't think his act was amusing enough, so he bought some invisible cream, and rubbed the invisible cream on his face, and the invisible cream made him invisible.
did I overuse any words there? I didn't realise. I might have read too many stories this morning.
did I overuse any words there? I didn't realise. I might have read too many stories this morning.
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groucho didn't think his act was amusing enough, so he bought some invisible cream, and rubbed the invisible cream on his face, and the invisible cream made him invisible.
did I overuse any words there? I didn't realise. I might have read too many stories this morning.hey Nicola how could he use invisible cream if it isn't visable? Guess your real name is Supergirl and you have X-ray vision.
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I see what you did there.
Have you never watched that episode of Tom and Jerry where it's all about invisible cream? Nevermind...
stuart1975 has to put his birth year in his name, so he doesn't forget which year he was born. He has premature alzheimers, hitting a 34 year old at a young age. I blame iron pans.
Have you never watched that episode of Tom and Jerry where it's all about invisible cream? Nevermind...
stuart1975 has to put his birth year in his name, so he doesn't forget which year he was born. He has premature alzheimers, hitting a 34 year old at a young age. I blame iron pans.
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Ali was arrested for skinny-dipping in the Bellagio fountain pool in Vegas
"I can resist everything except temptation." - Oscar Wilde
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How true! Good thing I had my video cam rolling ;)
Fortunately for her, Ali managed to escape from prison and went on a skinny-dipping crime spree. She's now a wanted fugitive in 7 states.
Fortunately for her, Ali managed to escape from prison and went on a skinny-dipping crime spree. She's now a wanted fugitive in 7 states.
"I can resist everything except temptation." - Oscar Wilde
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Wicked decided to sell the video of Ali and now has enough to support his 9 kids.....
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
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Ms Z wrote this poem!
Beautiful, Sexy, Dirty...Love
Created by waypast5
The sweet taste of love
Still lingers in my mind
A succulent tasty morsel
A treasure worth its find
A wet and juicy fruit
That fills my mouth with joy
Like candy to a baby
An edible sexy toy
With nectar sweet as honey
A syrup of flowing silk
Like a bubbly kind of lava
As smooth as warm clear milk
It breathes with scented oils
Like a flower in the mist
And blossoms when caressed
By the feel of a lover's kiss
A dessert at its very best
When embraced with lots of love
I know I'll never get enough
Of this treat I'm thinking of
Beautiful, Sexy, Dirty...Love
Created by waypast5
The sweet taste of love
Still lingers in my mind
A succulent tasty morsel
A treasure worth its find
A wet and juicy fruit
That fills my mouth with joy
Like candy to a baby
An edible sexy toy
With nectar sweet as honey
A syrup of flowing silk
Like a bubbly kind of lava
As smooth as warm clear milk
It breathes with scented oils
Like a flower in the mist
And blossoms when caressed
By the feel of a lover's kiss
A dessert at its very best
When embraced with lots of love
I know I'll never get enough
Of this treat I'm thinking of
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runonwords is 13-0-1 in sword-fighting duels. The one tie cost him his left pinky.
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monocle is a run fanatic and has been following his rise in the duel championships since he was a little boy
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Ali goes down to Cape May and drools over the 'coastie toasties' on Friday.
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bat dosn't go to Cape May to drool he thinks thats what ali's for
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we both know you have but I thought you said that "this stays between us!"
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im sure it was you, with the wings and the halo that allmost choked you when you fell in the fountain at the bellagio
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Although it really wasn't fair that HOD pushed Ali in the fountain to begin with.....
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
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Ali, just incase you forgot, you left your pants at my place last night.oN8wFS0apRi8vWg7
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stuart added ali's pants to his collection. He plans to open his own fashion museum someday
"I can resist everything except temptation." - Oscar Wilde
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Ling is really Chris from Family Guy and that's the monkey that lives in her/his closet that he/she is deathly afraid of.....
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
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zaf is just upset 'caus i've tied the knot too tight!
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Heart of darkness is actually one of the Care Bears
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Quote by ali2teaseuWell Ali if i'm oopsy Bear how come i remeber you leaving your pants at my place last night and you don't?
It's true: HOD is Grumpy Bear, and Stuart knows this because he is Oopsy Bear.
