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Lovely has a fear of popcorn buttons on microwaves.
Henry is afraid of what Lovely might do with his trunk.
Ali smothered herself in peanut butter to see if she could attract Henry's trunk
"I can resist everything except temptation." - Oscar Wilde
Wicked's just about to show me his 'trunk'- I'll let you all know what he's packin'.
Lexy is a famous trunk inspector and always gets to the bottom of her research.....
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
Zafia's 'trunk envy' is getting the best of her. Don't worry, mango de manila! Lexy will share!
Wow Lexykins has such a giving heart that she secretly sells mangoes on the side of the road in Vegas to help feed the homeless.......you rock!....
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
Zaf forgot to let what happens in Vegas stay in Vegas
"I can resist everything except temptation." - Oscar Wilde
Wickedshads, is infact the animator of the latest 3d animation of teenage mutant ninja turtles!
He's also the voice actor for Rafael.
Catnip used to be called Bjork, and live in Iceland, until it went bankrupt, then she fled the country to head for pastures new. She now makes a living talking to dolphins in high pitched shrieks.
Runonwords have written the script to Pirates.
Catnip was the costume designer, she just *loves* those blousy sleeves
"I can resist everything except temptation." - Oscar Wilde
WickedShads stole his avatar from the "After" photo of a popular weightloss program heavily advertised all over the web. In actual fact, he looks more like the "Before" shot.
Nicola's book, if you look closely, is upside down. Truth is, she can't read. She has a traslator to tell her what is said on Lush and type her responses. Very sad.
Ferte in noctem animam meam, Illustre stelle viam meam. Aspectu illo glorior, Dum capit nox diem. Cantate vitae canticu, Sine dolore acte, Dicite eis quos amabam, Numquam obliviscar.
Like most of Scotland, heartofdarkness still wears clothes that were popular in the early 90's, complete with skinny stonewash jeans and a mullet haircut. People who visit Scotland from London usually get beaten up for looking too modern.
Nic once invested all her money in making leather kilts in the hopes of making them trendy and chic in Scotland, only to discover that people used them for animal husbandry.
When Ali was little she thought that Sheeps are actually Bees before they turn into lambs.
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When Ali was little she thought that Sheeps are actually Bees before they turn into lambs.


You mean they're not?

Every night Catnip sits on her bed and pretends to be a sphinx for 2 hours before going to sleep.
Ali is only able to eat food that has been cooked in a fondu, it's a rare condition called Fondupia. Everything she eats is normally dipped in liquified cheese.
Nicola has a house right near Lake Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg.
Lovely always wanted to name a child Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg
(Char for short).
I did until Henry wanted to add Munchnonesrhamnose to the end and I decided against it.
That's not what she said as she was pole dancing with my trunk
warm, thick, stiff trunk.
Henry's trunk may be warm, but I hear that it hasn't been thick and stiff in years.
That explains why Ali ordered a blow-up trunk via Internet mail order....
"I can resist everything except temptation." - Oscar Wilde
Inside WickedShads, there's a fat woman trying to get out.
nic just wants that woman all to herself, along with pix, ali and cat!
what a view that would be!!
HOD took too many of his sleeping pills and is now delusional.....he will be passing out soon....
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."