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WickedShads
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Stuart hides from Nicola because he's deathly afraid she'll find out he's only 13 years old and boot him from the forums
"I can resist everything except temptation." - Oscar Wilde
stuart1975
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Stuart hides from Nicola because he's deathly afraid she'll find out he's only 13 years old and boot him from the forums
I think Wiked Shades need new precription eyes glasses because i'm 33. But i guess thats what you get when you buy your shades at a dollar store.
WickedShads
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Stuart hides from Nicola because he's deathly afraid she'll find out he's only 13 years old and boot him from the forums
I think Wiked Shades need new precription eyes glasses because i'm 33. But i guess thats what you get when you buy your shades at a dollar store.


Which is it - shades or prescription eyeglasses? Early Alzheimer's is taking it's toll on poor stuart
"I can resist everything except temptation." - Oscar Wilde
stuart1975
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I see Wicked Shades is spaced out again.FqmvtvAkbHr8uAda
Zafia
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Stu and Wicked were the original cast actors that were called to play in the famous movie Dumb and Dumber but when they both failed the vision test the Director decided to pass on them.......
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
heartofdarkness
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zaf means pass them on, thats how she and ali aquired them.
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Rumor has it that HOD was picked to play both parts but couldn't remember his name to sign the contract.
stuart1975
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Rumour has it that Ali and Zafia have my credit card and are going shoe shopping with it
Zafia
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The rumor is confirmed but what Stewie doesn't know is that when we used his card it was declined so it had to be cut up......chop chop.....luckily I always have money on me Ali.....we can continue our shopping....
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
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During our shoe shopping Zafari, Z revealed that she was the heiress to the Birkenstock empire and walked away from it because, well, they're so damn ugly!
stuart1975
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The rumor is confirmed but what Stewie doesn't know is that when we used his card it was declined so it had to be cut up......chop chop.....luckily I always have money on me Ali.....we can continue our shopping....
Z the reason it was declined was because you 2 gals bought to many pairs of shoes with it.
heartofdarkness
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just be thankful that ali is modeling a pair for you
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HOD is a lesbian trapped in a man's body.
Zafia
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Ali and I had a fabulous dinner after a long day of shopping ......mmmm.....
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
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Yes we did, plus there was lots of wine...
nicola
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Ali is a real doll, who's learnt to type. Her father is called Geppetto Rubberio.
WickedShads
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Nicola self-medicates with Flintstones vitamins
"I can resist everything except temptation." - Oscar Wilde
nicola
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His avatar is the only black hole WickedShads has ever seen.

My, that was a stellar retort!
stuart1975
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His avatar is the only black hole WickedShads has ever seen.

My, that was a stellar retort!
Nicola may have a rank of Cleopatra, but she is the queen of denile
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Stuart has been waiting 215 days to work that joke into a post.
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Nic is designing her own Sphinx using only the best designers!
stuart1975
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Ali's real name is Barbie
nicola
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Stuart once watched ice hockey videos for 48 hours straight. Afterwards he went a little insane and started shouting "puck, puck, puck" to random people in the street. He was sanctioned.
stuart1975
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Nicola has read so many stories here on Lush that here eyes have deteriated to the point she needs a telescope to read them.sB1nvVdwpEqrSDDJ
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Stu actually yearns to be put in the penalty box by "Mommy Nicola"
heartofdarkness
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I'v got something like that but it involves ali, zaf and nic dripping with Golden syrup around a jacuzzi filled with warm Treacle.
Hmmmm treacle.....
Zafia
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That's funny cause I had a similar image of HOD, Stewie and Wicked and it involved honey as well covered all over your naked bodies tied each to a tree by rope as Nic, Ali and I hit a beehive with a bat and run away laughing............heh heh.....
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
stuart1975
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I havd a similar one as well where Nicola, Zafia, Ali and RX Tales were dripping in honey and going at it like a bunch of cats in heat
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Mine involves Stewie, Wicked and HOD dripping in sweat doing my laundry, dishes, repairs, lawn, etc., while we Lush Girls sip drinks by the pool giving directions.