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Quote by ali2teaseu
Mine involves Stewie, Wicked and HOD dripping in sweat doing my laundry, dishes, repairs, lawn, etc., while we Lush Girls sip drinks by the pool giving directions.
Trust me Ali if i was doing your laundry , you would never find your panties, cause Hod was over the other day and took them for his private collection.JKrwxszqiZgDNRUo
Stu is blind.
after looking at those pics allday i'm not surprised
Quote by Catnip
Stu is blind.
Yes i am blinded by there beauty unlike HOD who is just plain blind
Stuart holds the Canadian record for most Kippers consumed for breakfast in a ten minute sitting - he ate 143.
Quote by nicola
Stuart holds the Canadian record for most Kippers consumed for breakfast in a ten minute sitting - he ate 143.
True but that was because Nicola force fead them to me
Stuart can only be reactive, rather than proactive in his answers
Nicki is an English Teacher in real life and sometimes has to teach people the difference between proactive vs. reactive her classroom is growing daily.......
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
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Nicki is an English Teacher in real life and sometimes has to teach people the difference between proactive vs. reactive her classroom is growing daily.......
Zafia wishes that Nicki was her teacher!
Stewie's inability to be proactive makes him fear erectile dysfunction.
Ali has a wish to be the finalist " best job in the world" and bring Run with her!
Thanks ALi! xxxx
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Ali has a wish to be the finalist " best job in the world" and bring Run with her!
Thanks ALi! xxxx
sorry Run On but i already hired her
Last night, Stu had a dream.
The dream was about him beeing able to walk around on any surface he wanted.
He finally found himself on the ceiling with all the lush-ladies. Excited to the max, he relax and awaits the women to serve him.
Bad choice Stu, if you had kept on rubbing the static electricity you had built up that made you able to hang on the roof might have lasted through the dream.

You can visit Stu at the Lush hospital. Room 491.
Catnip is angry with her master because she was fixed
Stuart thinks that crabs are very interesting. ;)
Catnip thinks Stewie is a ball of twine and wants to...well..you know!
Ali has a toothpick collection
rxtales wrote an instructional book on the mating habits of pygmy elephants based on her personal observations
"I can resist everything except temptation." - Oscar Wilde
Wicked has a Yo Yo fetish
Only because I was enthralled by the way Ali handles her yo-yo's! But if you think she's good with those, you should see her juggle balls.
"I can resist everything except temptation." - Oscar Wilde
Wiked only wishes the Ali was juggling his balls
Or is it that Wicked and Stewie secretly wish to juggle each other's balls?........inquiring minds want to know......stay tuned to the next episode of "One Lush Life to Live"..........
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
personaly i'd rather it were you nic or ali, but a mans gotta do what a mans gotta do.
This is what HOD repeats to himself as he attends his self love addict anonymous groups every Thursdays at 1:00 p.m.....

"but a mans gotta do what a mans gotta do"
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
Zafia has the complete Box Set of John Wayne movies on DVD. She looks up to him as a father figure, and sometimes walks around the house wearing nothing but Cowboy boots, getting drunk on neat whisky.
Zafia wishes that she was really in shoe heaven because she has a ton of shoes but none of them fit
Stuart understands the rules to this game perfectly.
Stuart is just jealous of my shoe collection because he secretly wishes he could wear my heels because they would surprisingly fit him seeing that he has small feet for a man.....but hey you know what they say about men with small feet.....
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
Zafia and Stuart seem to be caught in a time warp.