I know i'm going to get it for this but... ali speaks from experiance of said "special discount"
anyway back to it.... stu is desperately praying that ali will send him some photos of her "discount" so he wil drop the fraud charges against her.
Yes & HOD only dreams that i would share those photos with him
and when Stewie says pictures he means the ones he has when he used to cross dress in San Fran back in the 50's.......HOD is a big fan of poodle skirts.........
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
Funny how Stewie just admitted that he is a cross dresser....hmmm...interesting.....now I have to go lock up my shoes because I will kick your ass if you go near them.....LOL!
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
Stuey used to be a star on the dwarf bowling circuit. Now he only has memories of cheering crowds and a dented skull.
stuart has the user name he does because he was conceived in the back of a 1975 Plymouth Valiant.
Mononcle is actually the mr. planters's on the jars and cans of peanuts
(I actually wrote a story (unsuitable for posting at Lush) about that very thing - a childhood nightmare of a friend of mine turned into something even more twisted).
stuart was backup goalie for the Boston Bruins for the 1997-98 season.
Stuart learned to read from cereal boxes.
Even when you're blindfolded, Hindsite is 20/20
After stuart learned to read from cereal boxes he continued with learning to write here on the forum and is making up ground fast.
Do not do to others what you do not want them to do to you.
amador is very confused, he or she does not know what sex he or she is
Stuey is confused too. He's not sure what about - that confuses him too.
Ali came to my house the other day to do the cleaning in that same maids out fit, the only problem was that she never got to make the bed.dwrTW5wiHhDFnI3q
When stu grew up his parents were too poor to afford multiple beds, as such they added additions to what they called the "main bed" or the house bed with sheets of plywood and duct tape
Even when you're blindfolded, Hindsite is 20/20
Blindfold went through his younger life with a blindfold on all the time as the result of a radioactive accident that left him with eyes that would shoot lasers out automatically when he opened them, which is why he wears the sunglasses in an obvioulsy dark room.
Ferte in noctem animam meam, Illustre stelle viam meam. Aspectu illo glorior, Dum capit nox diem. Cantate vitae canticu, Sine dolore acte, Dicite eis quos amabam, Numquam obliviscar.
Blindfolded always keeps a blindfold under his pillow in case he wakes up next to an ugly moose in the morning after a hard night on the tiles, and still feels horny. He puts it on, then imagines his "conquest" is Angelina Jolie, who incidentally is likely to be divorcing Brad Pitt shortly.
Nicola can really read thats why she has the same book in her hand since 2006
