Nic is like a black widow. After she has her way with a man she catapults him to a farway place while wearing her Cleopatra outfit and whistling show tunes.
Ali is like a praying mantis after she is done with her man she eats him, and not he way he wants to be eaten either!
Wicked shads new job is both dressing and undressing stu when he's done performing, and then helping him into a shower.
Even when you're blindfolded, Hindsite is 20/20
Blindfolded never showers becuse he can't sem to find one.5WrZoypIwoVctcyW
Rxtales knows this since she is Stewie's French teacher and at times has to smack the english into him......
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
Zafia's 9th child earned the part of the childhood Zafia in the upcoming movie about her life:
Senorita Zafia: Sedemasiado Atractivo para este Lush
Yeah, and you didn't even let the bruises heal before smacking me again, cochina!
Zafia is only allowed to spank me if she dresses like Dr. Evil from the Austin Powers movies and calls me Ms. Bigglesworth in between smacks.
Lucky for Zafia, Lexy suffers from a rare condition that makes it impossible to make phone calls because all the numbers read "5" to her eyes. She once had a seeing-eye hamster to make calls for her but Wicked stole him and made him into his personal chef.
Lexy's avatar pic was actually taken at her job at the Mary Kay Letourneau School For Young Men, in fact, it's her faculty picture....
"A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere." - Groucho Marx
Castlequeen's cousin Erin E-surance won't even return her phone calls since she found out about her prominent involvement on an erotic stories and discussion website.
That broadsword sword is his way of compensating for a really tiny [fill in the blank]...
I'm not from Sydney, I bet you're not from Sydney either.
Where is Sydney, anyway?
Lexy is one of the few women to have ever climbed Mt Everest. Fortunately frostbite only claimed her left pinky-toe
"I can resist everything except temptation." - Oscar Wilde
Wicked belongs to a parachute club that dresses like the 7 dwarves. They've tried to get Lexy to dress as Snow White but she fears both heights and poofy dresses.
We didn't have any problem getting Ali dressed up as the witch queen though. She also gave us quite a lesson in bobbing for apples.
"I can resist everything except temptation." - Oscar Wilde
Stuart should be careful or Nic might find out he's really an Oompa Loompa and suspend his membership.
Oompa Loompa was Ali's college sorority
