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Hey I was in that sorority too.....What up sister!!! LOL!


Ali and I went to the party where Stewie performed his comback tour....Everyone welcome Vanilla Ice to this beautiful site....(clapping).....his inspiration for his famous song "Ice, Ice baby" came from a hockey accident he had 5 years prior......
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
At least I can sing! I heard Ali and Zafia sing the other day in the shower and it was so bad they shattered the glass door and the mirror!
Um...we weren't exactly "singing" in the shower, Stuey! Poor Stuey doesn't know any better, having been raised by penguins.
ali ONLY showers with zaf, on the odd occasion zaf isn't around she just skips it, sometimes she's gone days without showering.
Even when you're blindfolded, Hindsite is 20/20
Blind has the same problem since he is always tied and blindfolded he spends days in bed when his lover forgets to let him loose....

Cheers.....

heh heh
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
Zafia would know, because she like to leave blindfolded tied there for hours... just for her own amusment
rxtales doesnt mind though as she takes over where zafia left off (all if this is just sounding better and better for me)
Even when you're blindfolded, Hindsite is 20/20
Blinfolded is so far benind he thinks he is first place
stuart can't spell.... no wait this is a thread about posting groundless lies...... uhhhhhmmmmm..... stu has webbed feet, secretly his mother is a duck.
Even when you're blindfolded, Hindsite is 20/20
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stuart can't spell.... no wait this is a thread about posting groundless lies...... uhhhhhmmmmm..... stu has webbed feet, secretly his mother is a duck.
Well she wasn't a duck but is french Canadian so that explains the webbed feet. Last I heard blindfolded was going to a Star Treck convention dressed of like Captain Spock
.....few things get my blood boiling, and accusing me of being a dirty trekkie is one of them lol. Stuart loves star trek so much he had his ears sewn to a point to be more like spock, he shows no emotion and when asked about his background he weeps about his "planet" being destroyed.
Even when you're blindfolded, Hindsite is 20/20
Blindfolded is defensive because he is afraid we'll find out his secret: that he goes to the Trekkie conventions dressed as Lt Uhura. It's ok Blind, she is very pretty and I bet you are too!
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.....few things get my blood boiling, and accusing me of being a dirty trekkie is one of them lol. Stuart loves star trek so much he had his ears sewn to a point to be more like spock, he shows no emotion and when asked about his background he weeps about his "planet" being destroyed.
Very true now I live on the planet of Lush. To bad Blindfolded can't read a map on how to get here.
Stuey90210 went outside 3 times last month. It was scary, so he came right back and ordered pizza online for sustenance. He also ordered a pet pig from pet-pigs-r-us.com to keep him company on those cold evenings alone.
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Stuey90210 went outside 3 times last month. It was scary, so he came right back and ordered pizza online for sustenance. He also ordered a pet pig from pet-pigs-r-us.com to keep him company on those cold evenings alone.
Yes and Naughty Nikki made bacon from the poor thing for breakfast the next day.
stuart bought some of this bacon to make ice cream with
RX Tales eat the icecream and now has the swine flu
Stuart did this on purpose, as I didn't actually get swine flu from le swine. He has massed produced swine flue bacon ice cream in hopes of infecting El mundo.
stu only likes broccoli flavor icecream but is not averse to having sprout flavor if its all there is
Hod likes chocolate colored icecream, the only thing is its not really chocolate, but you can guess what flavour it really is
Stu quit his job just to be able to post in this forum all day and night.
Ali shouldn't have gone with the plastic surgeon who offered the best value coupon in the Newark Star-Ledger...he set the left nipple so high that her bra won't even cover it properly!

Such a penny-pincher, that Ali!
Actually the coupon was from the Courier-Post and Lexy used him too, which is why her butt is still crooked.
wanna go class-action on his ass?

Winger wrote 'Seventeen' about their exploits with Ali when they came through New Jersey. She was everything they needed, despite her Dad's opinion that she was too young...
Lex is really Julia Roberts in drag.

Did I say Roberts?

I meant Julia Childs.
Jason keeps a picture of matthew mcconaughey that he keeps near his bed and kisses every night before going to sleep
RX trys to to do the same but keeps ripping the photo of Jason because of her jeweled lips.....so she just tucks it safe under her pillow......
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
Zafia is now worried that her location says quebec, because it means her cover as a secret spy has been blown
why dose everyones location say Montreal, Quebec?

rx needs a new boyfriend caus he left after her lips riped him to shredds