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Durrasch accidently got his head stuck in his cannon yesterday
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Ali has gone color blind since her New Jersey Devils lost.
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stuart secretly likes to steal garden gnomes from other people's gardens
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Blindfolded is really a mad scientist designing a new breed of slave bunnies.
How the fuck did you know that!?
Even when you're blindfolded, Hindsite is 20/20
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sooo... i quoted something... and am therefore the person above... so im gonna post a groundless lie about this blindfolded guy.
Blindfolded is really ali's clone, an evil scientist named Dr. Onza Fritz cloned her after taking a nail clipping that fell off one of her shoes. Unfortunately an evil bunny slave that would later come to work for Blindy sneezed and altered Blinds DNA, causing him to become a man, and contain all the most useless information in the entire world. No one has ever asked him to tell any stories but that never stops him from rambling on incoherently before someone shuts him u---
Blindfolded is really ali's clone, an evil scientist named Dr. Onza Fritz cloned her after taking a nail clipping that fell off one of her shoes. Unfortunately an evil bunny slave that would later come to work for Blindy sneezed and altered Blinds DNA, causing him to become a man, and contain all the most useless information in the entire world. No one has ever asked him to tell any stories but that never stops him from rambling on incoherently before someone shuts him u---
Even when you're blindfolded, Hindsite is 20/20
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Ali enjoys the comforts of work while fantasizing of being at home reading Lush Stories!
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Runonwords real name is Sir Lushalot
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Lois is relaxing in her Av as she reads about cricket bats to later show Stewie how to defend himself against the zombie world.....
(*as I throw these hideous dark loafers right back at you....LMAO!*)
(*as I throw these hideous dark loafers right back at you....LMAO!*)
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
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what ali doesnt want anyone to know is that she has a secret fetish for collecting dead butterflies and even has her own secret room for them where they are pinned up on the walls and tables. The obsession has gotten so bad now that those butterflies on her shoes in her avator arent fake, they're real and she's taken to wearing said dead butterflies on her clothing now as a fashion statement!
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Sarah has a phobia of wearing shirts and rarely does hence her AV....
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
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Zafia has found that red licorice is essential to have in the bedroom
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Lois Lane is the one who fed my cricket bat fetish and loves it when I use them on her
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Stuart has a snake pit in his basement
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Ali is an enabler for her hubby's toe fetish: she paints every one of her toe nails with different color polish, just like Skittles®, so he can "taste the rainbow"
"I can resist everything except temptation." - Oscar Wilde
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Shhh!!! You weren't supposed to tell! LOL Wicked has begged me to let him taste the rainbow too, but I'm a one-man, 10-toe girl!
Ha-ha Ali. That was good except for two things: 1. I don't beg and 2. The only toe I'd be interested in tasting isn't on the end of your feet
Ali must have have confused me for the pet llama she keeps in her basement. She keeps him dressed up in a coat and hat, but why did she name him stuart?
"I can resist everything except temptation." - Oscar Wilde
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Because wicked unlike you Ali has a heart. Wicked has recently tryed out for the part of the Tin Man in the newst version of the Wizard of Oz, since he has no heart
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stuarts promptly got him cast as the scarecrow.
Even when you're blindfolded, Hindsite is 20/20
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Blind tried out for the Lion part but he was soon fired because they found out he liked Megadeth.....LOL!
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
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^ throws away perfectly good Reeses
"Think left, think right. Think low, think high. Oh, the thinks you can think up if only you try!" ~ Dr. Seuss
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"O brave new world," he repeated. "O brave new world that has such people in it. Let's start at once."
"You have a most peculiar way of talking sometimes," said Bernard, staring at the young man in perplexed astonishment. "And, anyhow, hadn't you better wait till you actually see the new world?" - Excerpt from Brave New World by Aldous Huxley
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"O brave new world," he repeated. "O brave new world that has such people in it. Let's start at once."
"You have a most peculiar way of talking sometimes," said Bernard, staring at the young man in perplexed astonishment. "And, anyhow, hadn't you better wait till you actually see the new world?" - Excerpt from Brave New World by Aldous Huxley
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Unhalo made a house for his pet hamster out of reeses.
