Post groundless lies about the person above

6 Mar 2009

Tip had breast implants then got some for her dog.

6 Mar 2009

Chef is the Queen of an ant farm.

6 Mar 2009

Ali can suck that big toe in her av

6 Mar 2009

Oh goody! My turn!! Chef is......my aunt!!

♥ Listen, touch, and look around in the air and on the ground. If you watch all nature's things, you might just see a fairy's wings. ♥

6 Mar 2009

Pixie does it with a tube steak.

Bat

6 Mar 2009

Bat is the original "waterboy"!

♥ Listen, touch, and look around in the air and on the ground. If you watch all nature's things, you might just see a fairy's wings. ♥

7 Mar 2009

Which chef then ate =P

7 Mar 2009

Pixie is really a Fairy.

7 Mar 2009

Nic is a man....and she has a multitiude of porn hidden in her closet!

7 Mar 2009

Shhhh!

Fystee has to eat 10 Kg of carrots per day to remain that orange.

7 Mar 2009

Nic and Gav are secretly married and are my parents.

7 Mar 2009

"STAR" head line:

"Chef gave birth at 17 to a 21 yr old Batboy."

Bat

7 Mar 2009

Bat once wrote a self help book on building bird houses it sold two copies one of which was bought by his mother...the other was bought by a dyslexic man called John...he thought it was a book on body building lol..

Sometimes Bat likes to lick telephone poles in his spare time

7 Mar 2009

Loislane is actually Louis, but had such a fasination with Superman that she chose Lois instead.

♥ Listen, touch, and look around in the air and on the ground. If you watch all nature's things, you might just see a fairy's wings. ♥

7 Mar 2009

Quote by Pixie
Loislane is actually Louis, but had such a fasination with Superman that she chose Lois instead.

wow spot on..I've always had a thing for men who wear their underwear on the outside..he he

Pixie runs a russian mail order bride site called 'www.buyaruskibride.com' ...she also plays lawn tennis with Boris Yeltsin in her spare time..

7 Mar 2009

Lois owns a worm store......its called "I've got worms".

♥ Listen, touch, and look around in the air and on the ground. If you watch all nature's things, you might just see a fairy's wings. ♥

7 Mar 2009

If you drop a record player needle on Pixie's nipple, it plays "Baby Got Back!" over and over!!!

7 Mar 2009

After seeing Ali's feet, Tipzee has developed a foot fetish, and painted her nails specifically for this site, in Lush Red.

8 Mar 2009

Nic breast-feeds Alec Baldwin!!!

8 Mar 2009

Tipzee onced served Obama a mimosa made with tequila instead of champagne. He serenaded her with "sexyback" before his bodyguards dragged him away. The lone reporter who witnessed it was shot on sight.

8 Mar 2009

Lexy uses lime juice as tanning oil, hence the green looking skin.

♥ Listen, touch, and look around in the air and on the ground. If you watch all nature's things, you might just see a fairy's wings. ♥

8 Mar 2009

Pixie never had any friends when she was small, so her parents locked her in the bottom of the garden. Ever since then, she's been convinced she actually is a Pixie, her imaginary friends told her so.

8 Mar 2009

Nic's been reading the same page of that same book for 9 years.

8 Mar 2009

ali only knows this because she has been reading it to nic every night before bed....they are secret lovers

8 Mar 2009

fystee has a chihuahua named princess, and carries the poor thing around in her purse everywhere she goes.

8 Mar 2009

Ellastar is actually Princess the Chihuahua.

8 Mar 2009

Ali had the 'circuit city' logo tramp-stamped onto her lower back. Naturally, she's upset that they've gone out of business.

8 Mar 2009

Lexy once got out of a speeing ticket by doing a Donald Duck voice.

8 Mar 2009

Ali can punch out a horse with her bare fist, and can tame spitting cobras.

8 Mar 2009

Lexy once entered a halitosis competition, and came second.

(why are most of us putting down horrible things? lol)