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Blindfolded
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Lois lane was actually born a duck, but thanks to some rediculous surgeries she now looks gorgeous. Except everytime she orgasms she quacks and no one new why until now.
Even when you're blindfolded, Hindsite is 20/20
stuart1975
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Quote by Blindfolded
Lois lane was actually born a duck, but thanks to some rediculous surgeries she now looks gorgeous. Except everytime she orgasms she quacks and no one new why until now.
Blind knows this because he has a duck fetish and just can't wait for duck season to open.5LKgxhZzxHnmg2Tq
Guest
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Stuey stays awake at night wondering if he was a hockey puck in a former life.
Zafia
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Ali hates thongs....lol
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
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Zafia hates shoes!
Zafia
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Ali loves picnics as she has prepared one for her hubby in her AV but they never really got to the food as he wanted dessert first......
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
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Zafia still denys doing the naked crab walk at that hot Bistro in Cairo! Thank goodness for cell phones with cameras!
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That was the same Bistro Jason was seen making out with a monkey.
stuart1975
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Ali's husband uses her gstrings as dental floss, then again so would I
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Stuey always knows what to say to a women! Sadly, Stuey can't use my thong as dental floss because his tribal traditions involve removing teeth from adult males to prevent them from eating too much. No teeth, no floss. Sorry Stuey!
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That was the same Bistro Jason was seen making out with a monkey.


Do you think Ali has the power of suggestion...be careful when she looks deep into your eyes and you hear her lush tone whisper in your ear...."wanna go ape"?
heartofdarkness
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jason only wants to be indy so he can run around with a whip
Zafia
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FuckDoll is the new spice girl named Drama Spice and her new album comes out in the fall along with her tour dates......
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
stuart1975
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Poor Zafia got all her shoes stolen by the fashion police and now has to run around bare foot all day.epliG8M6i8sCnZse
Zafia
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What Stewie won't tell you is that he stole my shoes and is now using them in his nightly female impersonation skit of Cher......my order of protection against him is pending.....
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
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Z doesn't mind when Stuey borrows her shoes, but not without asking, and certainly not without first getting a proper pedicure!
WickedShads
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Ali donates her used thongs to the Japanese vending machines
"I can resist everything except temptation." - Oscar Wilde
stuart1975
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Wicked was blinded by the sight of Ali's sexy Av's, now he has a reason to wear shades.yMTfRNou0yXrhwgN
Zafia
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Stewie and Wicked are twin brothers......
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
WickedShads
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Zafia needs to lay off the LSD - she's been hallucinating way too much again
"I can resist everything except temptation." - Oscar Wilde
Zafia
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Wicked makes big money off of LSD since he sells it for $100 a pop.....
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
WickedShads
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Zaf is looking for a new sugar-daddy to support her shoe (and other) habit
"I can resist everything except temptation." - Oscar Wilde
Zafia
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Wicked applied for the position but was denied by Ali because he said "Oh no you didn't!" wayyyy too much......


(OMG I have been laughing for like 5 mins straight!!...LMAO!!!!!!!)
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
WickedShads
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(gggr! LOL)

Zaf has a pet parrot that endlessly repeats "Momma needs a new pair of shoes" (wait that might be true)
"I can resist everything except temptation." - Oscar Wilde
Zafia
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I'm still laughing....HAHAHAHAHAHA!!
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
Zafia
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Quote by xXxFuckDollxXx
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FuckDoll is the new spice girl named Drama Spice and her new album comes out in the fall along with her tour dates......


LMAO

Zafia has a beard which she plucks daily!


Apparantly FD does not know the rules to this thread....LOL!
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
Zafia
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FD is a pirate in disguise



HOD is professional pool player....
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."