Post groundless lies about the person above

30 May 2009

Zafia wants to be chryogenically frozen in ten years like a zafisticle

31 May 2009

Lois wants to lick the Zaficicle

31 May 2009

Rx also wants to like the Zaficicle.

31 May 2009

ali stole the ark of the covenant from Jason's bedroom during her last visit.

31 May 2009

It wasn't much of a challenge, if you know what I mean. HOD was also trying to steal it from Jason, but he just doesn't look as good as I do in a black lace teddy and heels.

1 Jun 2009

Quote by ali2teaseu
It wasn't much of a challenge, if you know what I mean. HOD was also trying to steal it from Jason, but he just doesn't look as good as I do in a black lace teddy and heels.

Ali, no one looks as good as you in a black lace teddy and heels.!

Ali use to be at waitress at Hooters.ewYibIhbhO18yEkP

1 Jun 2009

Stuart also used to be a waitress at hooters

1 Jun 2009

RX and Pixie are sisters

1 Jun 2009

Stuey has a fantasy about sisters he's only told his therapist and his teddy bears.

1 Jun 2009

Ali is Stueys Therapist

1 Jun 2009

Rx is one of Stuey's teddy bears.

1 Jun 2009

Now i have to bring Rx when i go to see Ali for therapy help

1 Jun 2009

As a result of the therapy session with Ali Stewie has been put on a 72 hours suicide watch since apparantly Ali left with his teddy bear RX......

"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."

1 Jun 2009

Zaf just recently signed up for beginning accordion lessons, having become infatuated with the dancing bears at the circus

"I can resist everything except temptation." - Oscar Wilde

1 Jun 2009

Wicked is obsessed with Z's accordian playing and repeatedly tries to convince her to let him see her squeeze box.

1 Jun 2009

Ali is envious of Zaf's squeeze technique and has been trying to buy her instructional videos

"I can resist everything except temptation." - Oscar Wilde

1 Jun 2009

poor wicked uses his own squeeze techniques on himself while looking at Ali's and Zafia's sexy avs

1 Jun 2009

stuart is really a fairy who likes to eat flowers flower

1 Jun 2009

umm.....'guest' is still a member here and didn't get unceremoniously banned (?) help, this thread needs CPR!

1 Jun 2009

Guess needs CPR because Lexy gave him the kiss of death.pf3gWy0W7lOkD8h0

1 Jun 2009

Stuey wants Lexy to give him the kiss of death too!

2 Jun 2009

Ali's nipples emit lactation fluid that tastes almost exactly like coconut creme...thus whip cream is the perfect compliment. mmmm....coconut titties....

2 Jun 2009

Lexy is actually Smurfette and has Smurfed all the Smurfs.0wrzLADSJP8YuPqL

2 Jun 2009

Actually, Stuey is the only Smurf that Lexy hasn't Smurfed - sorry to break the news!

2 Jun 2009

Ali is a pastor in the Church of Lush!
"We make everyone cum during our Service"

2 Jun 2009

Quote by runonwords
Ali is a pastor in the Church of Lush!
"We may everyone cum during our Service"

Thats one church I wouldn't mind going too!.

Runonwords is so old he was one of the knights of King Aurthur's round table.

2 Jun 2009

stuart is an accomplished entomologist. He has a jar reserved for Pixie if he can ever catch her.

"I can resist everything except temptation." - Oscar Wilde

2 Jun 2009

Wicked didn't realize that Pixie was behind him as he made that comment and she clobbered him with her wand as she repeated "I am not an insect I am a fairy!!!"

"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."

2 Jun 2009

Pixie clubbed Zafia with her magic wand because she stole her fairy shoes.ht6D8Y5URLjeesK6

2 Jun 2009

I see Stewie is a very detailed man because he knew perfectly well that Pixies don't wear shoes......Stewie now lives in fear of Pixie's wand.....

"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."