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Poor catnip has used 8 of her nine lives and now hobbles around her masters house all day
Stuart was recently jailed after he was caught canoodling with a poodle
RX uses her paintbrush to lushtify herself
Stuart likes to play with barbies
rx wishes she was sindy so that people would stop trying to play with her
If Rx was Sindy HOD would have no fantasies left.
Stuart has a tattoo of worm on his ankle
Rx has a pet worm with a tattoo of Stuey.
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Rx has a pet worm with a tattoo of Stuey.


His name is ricky.. That was the result of a drunken night out.

Ali has a crush on ricky
Ricky or Stuey either way I'm flattered. Rx can't remember that drunken night because she drank to much Tequila
stuart remembers the fun we had though
How could I forget? Do you know where my boxers are though?
Oh those things... I may or may not have stolen them to get you back for stealing my panties.

Stuart is one of those men that likes to steal women's underwear
RX doesn't actually have any genitalia at all, she has to draw on herself to make it look like she does. It's not all bad though, sometimes she goes out as a man, other days, a woman. I have no idea how she goes for a pee
Nicola is actually Nastassja Kinski.
Ali waterboarded me last night for about an hour and a half. I was tough though- there's no way I'm giving her my password to balloonfetishfreaks.com, no matter what form of state-sponsored torture she subjects me to!
After last night's waterboarding session with Ali, Lexy has filed a restraining order against her.8uSJssRLTkjkFqTq
stuart gave my pussy a blow job, then ally joined in for a 69
Ms Elenai has found her true love and will be married on the Lush forums!

Run has cried so much from the news that his mask rusted and has to get a new one
stuart is going to get his house egged by every gurl in america, and canada
elenai will be laying each and every single egg that is thrown.... ouch it's okay though she's secretly an Ostrich
Even when you're blindfolded, Hindsite is 20/20
Bilnd hasn't posted in the forums for a while because he is a CIA agent and has been undercover in Togo for a while
Rx is actually the director of scotland yard and wishes she could have James Bond
Actually Rx has had James Bond and wasn't all that impressed. Stuey secretly wishes he was a Bond girl so someone would paint him in gold.
Ali has an Octopussy, but still can't get a man with a 'golden gun'
Jimmy thinks he has that golden gun, but it always mis-fires, so he can't be sure.

Ling
Ling -Li's boyfriend is actually Donkey Kong
Stewie is really Donkey Kong......
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
.......so that would make zaf Donkey Kongs sub, right?