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Stuart have never ever kissed a girl. Ohwell.. it was that one time when he dressed up like one and went to a gaybar.. but once the ladies found out he was a man, he got beaten up in an alley. Noone have seen him since.
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Cat was the one who found out that stuart was a man
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Rx helped me hide him in my basement. behind a brickwall. She painted a wonderfull painting of his AV on the wall, so that noone would suspect me as I was a fan of his. *nods*
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Catnip was once Sweden's entry to the Eurovision Song Contest. She did her country proud, coming in second place. Enrique Iglesias took out the first prize, that's how he was first discovered.
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Nicola is indeed Nicola Tesla himself. In a weird experiment of teleportation technology, he accidently changed sex along with time & space. (s)he likes this new life much more better then the male one, so she stays and tries to explore everything about female side of sex. This is why she is here.
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Arco isn't really a dolphine, he's a teddybear manufactored on lush's toyfactory.
He comes with a disposable wrapping.
He comes with a disposable wrapping.
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Cat is the head of Lush's toy factory
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RX wishes that she was in charge of Lushes British division.SIQkG3toVrMTRDLT
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Stuart has gained control of an army of penguins which he is planning to use to take over the world with.
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the only problem with this plan is that its all in a game on the internet and rx cant get the big rocket that shes after.
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Hod wishes that Rx would use his rocket. Unfortunatly for him she prefers the real thing.
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Stuart wishes that he could use HOD's rocket
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RX would need at teletuby with a rocket to satisfy herself.5NZOngt5CKxP4Ktx
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Ali is married to a vampire.
This means their kids are half vampires and only goes to school at night.
Ali works part time as a guard on a night club, where she beats up the trouble makers and take home their blood to her hungry children.
This means their kids are half vampires and only goes to school at night.
Ali works part time as a guard on a night club, where she beats up the trouble makers and take home their blood to her hungry children.
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catnip is actually garfield's girlfriend and loves it when he eats her lasanga noodle
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Stewey was once abducted by the Teletubbies and made into their sex slave. He still has nightmares about Winkie Dink!
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Although Stewey had nightmares about winkie dink, he had very special dreams about noo noo, the other teletubbies' sex slave.
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yeah it is. I LOVE GUMBY!
Ali came along with me to the set of the show and shacked up with pokey for a weekend.
Ali came along with me to the set of the show and shacked up with pokey for a weekend.
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rx takes gumby to her private love nest, which she made entirely out of cotton candy
"I can resist everything except temptation." - Oscar Wilde
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Wicked likes to come over and eat my cotton candy
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Who wouldn't?
Rx's pubes are made of candy floss
Rx's pubes are made of candy floss
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Hod wishes he could use RX's pubes as dental floss like i do
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Stuart wishes he still had teeth to use dental floss on.
Forget who you thought I was, I'm The Chris J bitch!
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Chris J is the biggest Lord of the Rings fan to the point that the whole cast has a restraining order on him.
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
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Quote by stuart1975(he's on my nightstand... in a devil suit in a blue chair. On the devil suit it says "red hot lover." You are supposed to lie in this thread!)
catnip is actually garfield's girlfriend and loves it when he eats her lasanga noodle
Ah, J. I see you have finally finished eating all that corn.
I stil don't understand why you took the bet to eat a whole field of corn. took you three months. And the corn you last ate, didn't seem to be really that good for you...
recovered yet?