Nicola is actually fatter than the woman in What's eating gilbert grape. She's trying to rally friends around to set fire to her house. Johnny Depp and Leonardo DiCaprio are trying to raise money for a hoist.
One time, Mr. Plow won so much money at the horse tracks that he bought the winning horse and turned it into dog food for his pets to eat!!!
tipzee was the first female astronaut to orgasm in space.
Nicoleta Alexandru is actually a transsexual who lives in runonwords basement.
ROW chops up little kids with his sword.
Chefkathleen's family crest is a picture of a barracuda eating Neil Armstrong!!
Tip works at Cheetah's on Spring St in Atlanta cleaning up the VIP lounges after the girls give lap dances.
Kinghorn though carefully. For ChefKathleen did indeed have a mommy thing going.
We could smell the smoke when kingham was thinking.
Chef is a champion dwarf bowler.
Chef is a stewardess on Kinghorn's plane. She serves absinthe while wearing lingerie, and passes out a leaflet titled The Gospel According to Kinghorn.
Lexy works at a nuclear power station, that's why she's always glowing bright green in her photos.
Nicola lives at Disney Land in Sleeping Beauty's castle..She has seven kung fu trained midget bodyguards who follow her around...She's named them Slippy,Drippy,Licky,Sucky,Fucky and Cock *giggle*
But what Lois forgets to mention is that she lives in Cinderella's Castle right next door to Nic and that she works as the Castle's Dominatrix which Cinderella calls upon anytime the Prince is acting out of pocket......to the dungeon they both go.......and Lois always comes out smiling ear to ear.....LOL!
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
People don't realize that all of Zafia's dark haired avs are really her.
Chef is only really short order trained.
chefkathleen likes to crochet toilet seat covers and doilies in her spare time...
Lois is considered a queen by a mutant race of guinea pigs indigenous to Rhode Island.
Ali just signed a contract with Angelina Jolie to carry her next two babies!!!
Zafia's left nipple inflates both breasts as well as the floating tube.
Zafia is secretly married to DBarclay, she's in his pool in that photo.
Nicola owns the entire video library of America's Funniest Home Videos, but will only watch the videos where men violently impale their testicles on moving and stationary objects.
lol. they're the best ones!
Lexylove has a couple of tattoos, on one set of knuckles is the word love, and the other, lexy.
Nicola is really Nicole Richie's half sister and they both like "Dancing on the Ceiling"....LOL!
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
Zafia is actually DBarclay's sister, hence the same pool shot. After reading so many stories on here, they decided to tie the knot. She is expecting a healthy baby boy with 3 arms any day now.
Nicola once returned her library books late
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