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Lydia breeds armadillos for pets.
"I can resist everything except temptation." - Oscar Wilde
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WickedShads is jealous because he's not my pet.
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Lydia's first job (and not the one playing the drum)
"I can resist everything except temptation." - Oscar Wilde
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Necho eats toilet paper.
♥ Listen, touch, and look around in the air and on the ground. If you watch all nature's things, you might just see a fairy's wings. ♥
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LMAO! I have no idea why I said that! I was watching TV and one of those reality shows had some girl eating toilet paper! LOL
Necho was Joan of Arc in her former life.....
Necho was Joan of Arc in her former life.....
♥ Listen, touch, and look around in the air and on the ground. If you watch all nature's things, you might just see a fairy's wings. ♥
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Lydia's first job (and not the one playing the drum)
Ouch, WickedShads!!
LOL
Pixie's actually a werewolf in disguise.
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lydia is actually three ducks in a human costume
Even when you're blindfolded, Hindsite is 20/20
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Blindfolded is sexually attracted to rubber ducks.
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Lydia is secretly my wife. ;]
What??????
No she is not!!!! well maybe she but, but, but ... im having an affair with her and you know about it, also you are staking me for payback but secretly want me too ... well why don't we all just
“There is a sacredness in tears. They are not the mark of weakness, but of power. They speak more eloquently than ten thousand tongues. They are messengers of overwhelming grief...and unspeakable love.” ~ Washington Irving
"Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It make you so vulnerable. It opens up your chest and it opens up your heart and it mean someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses, you build up a whole set of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different than any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life... You give them a piece of you. They didn't ask for it. The did something du mb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and your life isn't yours anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. Eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so simple a phrase like 'maybe we should just be friends' turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. Its a soul-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love." ~Neil Gaima
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Lydia is secretly my wife. ;]
What??????
No she is not!!!! well maybe she but, but, but ... im having an affair with her and you know about it, also you are staking me for payback but secretly want me too ... well why don't we all just
Oh shit.....
Div's just saying that, she wants me all to herself!
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LYDIA!!!! im gunna get you for that one!!! you were not supposed to tell anyone!!!
Lydia is really just saying that ... her "significant" other is really an alien from outer space who is experimenting on her and i was trying to be her night in shining armor ... make that a idiot in tinfoil
Lydia is really just saying that ... her "significant" other is really an alien from outer space who is experimenting on her and i was trying to be her night in shining armor ... make that a idiot in tinfoil
“There is a sacredness in tears. They are not the mark of weakness, but of power. They speak more eloquently than ten thousand tongues. They are messengers of overwhelming grief...and unspeakable love.” ~ Washington Irving
"Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It make you so vulnerable. It opens up your chest and it opens up your heart and it mean someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses, you build up a whole set of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different than any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life... You give them a piece of you. They didn't ask for it. The did something du mb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and your life isn't yours anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. Eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so simple a phrase like 'maybe we should just be friends' turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. Its a soul-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love." ~Neil Gaima
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Diversified is just jealous that I'm in love with an alien.
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she is right ... I wanted the alien
but Lydia is cheating on that alien with me and the alien is putting probes in her brain ... i think
but Lydia is cheating on that alien with me and the alien is putting probes in her brain ... i think
“There is a sacredness in tears. They are not the mark of weakness, but of power. They speak more eloquently than ten thousand tongues. They are messengers of overwhelming grief...and unspeakable love.” ~ Washington Irving
"Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It make you so vulnerable. It opens up your chest and it opens up your heart and it mean someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses, you build up a whole set of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different than any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life... You give them a piece of you. They didn't ask for it. The did something du mb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and your life isn't yours anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. Eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so simple a phrase like 'maybe we should just be friends' turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. Its a soul-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love." ~Neil Gaima
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Diversified is having an affair with half the people on LushStories.
Check out my new story The Painter!
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Princess was kicked off Sesame Street after that home made Porn video of her 3 way with Bert and Ernie was leaked to youtube.
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Princess was kicked off Sesame Street after that home made Porn video of her 3 way with Bert and Ernie was leaked to youtube.
Akbmx filmed it.
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Lydia invented porn on the internet.... Thank you 
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You're freakin' welcome!!!! (Where's my money for it?!?!)
Akbmx had no idea porn existed until the age of 60...he's now 61...
Akbmx had no idea porn existed until the age of 60...he's now 61...
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Lydia was the bioengineer of my army of fuck ducks, and little does she know it wasn't a lie. Fuckin loved fucking those squeekers.
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New to this, but I'll give it a shot...Blindfolded likes to dress up his ducks in plaid skirts and spank them while his transgendered midget friends sit around and sing karaoke...watch the feathers fly!
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Exakta66 knows this because he's one of Blindfolded's transgendered midgets! Enjoy the show
Why am I always inventing crap???
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Lydia was the bioengineer of my army of fuck ducks, and little does she know it wasn't a lie. Fuckin loved fucking those squeekers.
Why am I always inventing crap???
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In her earlier years "Lydia" Maria Child was a writer and an abolitionist. Her advice books were quite popular in the 19th century.
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Run knows this because he's a time traveller and my former lover.
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Lydia writes Run's stories so he can post them.
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Latest story:
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Bump in the Night-Microfiction
Smoke Break-Interracial
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Sharon is my other lover...I have like...ten including the aforementioned alien.
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Lydia is a shameless shyster who's too afraid to confess her virginity having professed her undying devotion to me. Patience my sweet.
"Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English." - Korben Dallas, from The Fifth Element
"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw
"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw
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Mercianknight's my faithful bitch...