Matriarch
Kinghorn once tried to join the royal air force, but failed the minimum height requirement test.
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Lush Legend
Nicola used to be an English teacher and got fired for flogging a student for writing Tounge instead of Tongue.....LOL!!!!
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
Matriarch
Zafia was once struck off the Psychiatrists register for hypnotising one of her male patients into thinking he was a stallion, and riding him wildly. Unbeknown to her, his wife walked in mid act and quite a ruckus ensued.
She now works in the Pig and Olive pub, it's a classy topless bar for the discerning gentleman apparently.
She now works in the Pig and Olive pub, it's a classy topless bar for the discerning gentleman apparently.
Nicola is an escort who specializes in entertaining Japaese business men while dressed as Snow White and the seven dwarfs. Although she makes a good living at it, there are occupational hazards and she was once stalked by Grumpy, who had a public masturbation fetish that only Nicola could seemingly fulfill.
Matriarch
Ali (and Chef) frequently have problems with Cold Sores and mouth ulcers as a result of their career choice.
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Private eye and foot and toe expert, TZ 22 plus one was called in to investigate, the Mystery of the Feet at Campbell River beach, Intrigue deepens with discovery of a sixth foot!
TZ was quick to assess - Five are right feet, one is a left. Two of the right feet were men's size 12. The sixth appears to be a men's size 10. The first two feet were men's. The shoes in the third and sixth cases appear to be men's, and the fourth looks like a woman's sneaker. The grisly saga of human feet washing ashore on the south coast of British Columbia continues but hope is in the air with the F & T expert on duty!
TZ was quick to assess - Five are right feet, one is a left. Two of the right feet were men's size 12. The sixth appears to be a men's size 10. The first two feet were men's. The shoes in the third and sixth cases appear to be men's, and the fourth looks like a woman's sneaker. The grisly saga of human feet washing ashore on the south coast of British Columbia continues but hope is in the air with the F & T expert on duty!
Matriarch
Run on words is an escaped mental patient with a bizarre murder mystery and foot fetish. 
ps Chef, the person immediately above you in the thread, not the person you want to get revenge on
ps Chef, the person immediately above you in the thread, not the person you want to get revenge on
Matriarch
Tipzee stole Britney Spears teeth.
Matriarch
Redwolf is secretly a cat person.
Lush Legend
Ali secretly wishes that Red would return her panties one day....
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
Active Ink Slinger
Hey chef is really a guy but no knows. It is a secret shh
Carpe Diem
Red out
Red out
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Chef is really in LOVE with a 'Wing Nut'
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Chef doesn't like Tip's 8" penis. Chef likes spotted Dick.
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