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Batman is having an affair with the Joker
Batman wears a live rattlesnake as a condom!!
In Tip's past life, she was a Timber rattlesnake, now she's a diamondback.

Bat
Batman is really an OLDBAT...wannabe Man
Baker co-wrote "How to win friends and influence people" with Dale Carnegie.
Dale Carnegie is actually Nicola's pen name.
Ali was once offered the role of the "New Bond Girl" but was so obsessed with Dale Carnegie alias Nicola that she is now in the New Jersey Mental Ward....
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
Zafia thinks that the teddy bear in the picture has a shoe/boot fetish. (She may be right.)
Ali's new Av is the pic she submitted to Playboy and it got her an honorable mention.....
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
Zafia once dated Chuck Norris.
Once when I was dating Chuck Norris we double dated with Nicola and Charles Bronson......
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
Next night Z and Nic dated while Chuck and Charlie dated.

Bat
And then the following night Zafia and Nic stalked Bat to see what swingers club he really belonged to......
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
Except it wasn't a swinger's club, but a low rent strip bar by the docks, and Zafia was forced to dance for the sailors in nothing but her heels and a smile. Zafia was grateful her mother made her take tap lessons until she was 11.
Ali once ate an entire 3lb ball of edam cheese in one sitting. Followed by an 18 ounce steak.
Nicola secretly runs this site as a front for a "Hostel" type organization. She monitors what people are viewing and once she finds a new prospect she offers them a free trip. When the go on said trip they are kidnapped and forced to perform the acts that they have read about so much. This keeps her other sites fully funded from a lack of having to pay any wages.

I would know I just got my ticket in the mail. Luckily I know about it and I am smart enough to not go.

Be warned.
Onion has a secret fetish for bald women.
♥ Listen, touch, and look around in the air and on the ground. If you watch all nature's things, you might just see a fairy's wings. ♥
Pixie and Onion are really an older married couple and she knows Onion's secret fetishes because she has recently shaved her head just to please her man.....Aww Love is in the Air I think.......
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
Zafia is such a Britney Spears fan, she copies all her fashion and hairstyles, a la "Single White Female." When Britney shaved her head, Zaf did too:

Nic is actually a supporter of all BS........
♥ Listen, touch, and look around in the air and on the ground. If you watch all nature's things, you might just see a fairy's wings. ♥
Z, I thought you said you'd never post a pic of yourself?

Bat
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Z, I thought you said you'd never post a pic of yourself?

Bat


Nothing compares ...
DBarclay is actually Mark Spitz.
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DBarclay is actually Mark Spitz.

The chunky version ...
Pam like to make everyone think she is older, but she is only in her late teens.oyD7Sv29jswNan8d
Carpe Diem

Red out
redwolf is secretly a television evangelist...he baptised Prince and hangs out with the artist formely known as MC Hammer
Lois is realy Hillary Clinton thats why she wont show her face.
Carpe Diem

Red out
Redwolf is really into hence the alias he uses, but he feels saddened by the fact that wolves aren't readily available as does his dog who feels 2nd best and is currently sore and sulking in the corner!
A Professional Writer is an amateur who didn't quit"