Lovely Lady has a pet elephant named Ethan.
Lovely Lady trades sexual favors for vintage baseball cards.
Ali lost count of how many children she has. The only way she can even vaguely keep track is by seeing how much welfare comes in each week.
Thanks Nicola..
Nicola brushes her hair 100 times before going to bed.
lol.
Lovely Lady finds it impossible to sleep if there's a pea under her mattress.
Nicola enjoys typing with her toes.
Ali is a really bad sleep walker
Lovely Lady once entered an outback "boxing the Kangaroo" competition, and won. She carried the case of VB prize home on one shoulder, and the kangaroo over the other. She knows 101 different recipes for Kangaroo, including her favourite, marinated Kangaroo steak with red wine braised onions.
LOL ha that made me laugh...
Nicola is a complete bogan and can't go any where without her flannelette shirt and her ugg boots.
I have heard that Lovely Lady gives pedicures to chimps in exchange for their bananas.
Ali loves getting a deep tissue massage from the chimps after they
get their pedicure from Lovely Lady
Henry is so scared to post his pic online because he is on the 10 most wanted by the FBI.
Red puts Alpo on his hotdog.
Ali puts Alpo on Red's hotdog?
Chef is jellous of Pixie's armpits
Red braids Pixie's armpit hair.
Chef still has an imaginary friend
Lioness is chef's imaginary friend.
Ella shaved my armpits for me today.....
♥ Listen, touch, and look around in the air and on the ground. If you watch all nature's things, you might just see a fairy's wings. ♥
Damn it was just getting good.
Red really hates the color red
Lion is really in love with me and she is trying to hide it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!