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Shoot, shag or marry?

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Shoot - John Holmes

Shag - Ron Jeremy, Want To See His Suck His Own Cock, LOL

Marry - Christy Canyon, So Hot Still

Brooklyn Decker


Julliane Hough


Audrina Patridge
Shag Brooklyn Decker, Marry Julliane Hough, Shoot Audrina Patridge (with Cupid's arrow)

From the TV Show CSI: Marg Helgenberger (Catherine Willows), George Eads (Nick Stokes), Liz Vassey (Wendy Simms)
Shoot Marg Helgenberger
Shag Liz Vassey
Marry George Eads

I'm assuming that we all want to shoot Carrie Bradshaw (Sarah Jessica Parker).. :P So...

Samantha Jones


Charlotte York


Miranda Hobbes
Shoot Charlotte; Shag Samantha; Marry Miranda. Although, in reality, I'd like to shag AND marry Miranda.

Jennifer Aniston; Courtney Cox-Arquette; Lisa Kudrow.
Shoot: lisa kudrow
Shag: Courtney Cox
Marry: Jennifer Anniston

Hillary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi, Michele Obama :P
Shoot (with a water pistol.. :P) Hillary Clinton
Shag Nancy Pelosi
Marry Michele Obama

For the sci-fi fans..smile

Number Six


Lt. Boomer


Lt. Starbuck
shoot Lt. Boomer with a clothes disintegrating gun, shag Lr. Starbuck, marry Number 6

There have been a lot of hard ones recently; let's do an easy one

Sharon Stone, Michelle Pfeiffer, Bernie Madoff
Why no anna's on the list?
Shoot Bernie Madoff
Shag Sharon Stone
Marry Michelle Pfieffer

CHARMED

Phoebe


Piper


Paige
Shoot Paige
Shag Piper
Marry Phoebe

Cheryl Cole



Alexis Jordan



Abbey Clancy

Shoot Alexis Jordan
Shag Cheryl Cole
Marry Abby Clancy

Jessica Alba in....

Sin City


Fantastic Four


Machete
Shoot- Machete Jessica

Shag - Fantastic Four Jessica

Marry- Sin City Jessica

Or Marry/Shag All Of Them, LOL


Olympic Gold Medalists


Lyndsey Vonn - Skiing


Amanda Beard - Swimming


Jennie Finch - Softball
cmon, this is torture....

shoot - Lyndsey Vonn
shag - Jennie finch
marry - Amanda Beard

lets keep the sports theme going...


Hope Solo


Natasha Kai


Heather Mitts
Shag Heather, Shoot Natasha (not big on over-the-top tattos), marry Hope

Dr. Joyce Brothers, Judge Judy, Oprah Winfrey [I know, I'm mean]
Good lord...

Shoot: judge judy
shag: dr. joyce
Marry: Oprah


Jessica Rabbit



Jasmin


Belle
Shoot Princess Jasmine
Shag Belle
Marry Jessica Rabbit

Athena Asamiya


Mai Shiranui


Blue Mary
Shoot Blue Mary
Shag Mai Shiranui
Marry Athena Asamiya


Christiano Ronaldo
Matt Damon
Scarlett Johansson
Since I'm straight I'd have to shoot both Ronaldo and Damon (hopefully with just nerf bullets since they both seem to be great guys and are certainly talented) and then shag Scarlett for a few months then marry her.

A really mean one:

Nancy Grace
Nancy Pelosi
Nancy Kerrigan


Hey Katie, in response to your post below, why do you think I am MischefMaker?
Damn you mischief! >.< Marry Nancy Kerrigan, fuck Nancy Grace, kill Nancy Pelosi

Jensen Ackles
Joseph Gordon Levitt
imhapless
Never heard of either of te above mentioned so I can not say.....
Shag Jensen ackles shoot JGL and dont know the last one

George Bush
Obama
Hillary clinton

There is a thin line between bravery & stupidity.......Don't cross it!
Take time to live, love and dream!!
You have been a naughty boy.........Now go to my room!!!
Fucking shoot George Bush! (that was easy)
Oh god.... Lets see....
Hmmmmmm......
Shag Obama, I guess.
and Marry Hilary Clinton (doesnt mean I'll fuck her)



Adriana Lima
Shakira
Sofía Vergara
kill-Shakira(I know right!)
shag-Sofía Vergara, Adriana Lima

Marry-MexicanGoddess smile
Quote by chrisbreezy579
kill-Shakira(I know right!)
shag-Sofía Vergara, Adriana Lima

Marry-MexicanGoddess smile


You were supposed to add 3 new people.

Shoot: Sofía Vergara (Sorry, just not my type.)
Shag: Adriana Lima (Ah, VS models are... mmm *drools*)
Marry: Shakira (Although being married to someone THAT beautiful would make me feel immensely self-conscious.)

1. Marion Cotillard


2. Gaspard Ulliel


3. Ryan Phillippe
Hey people, play with me! I like this game... :/
Shoot- Ryan
Shag- Gaspard
Marry- Marion

From House
Olivia Wilde
Hugh Laurie
Lisa Edelstein
Shoot Hugh Laurie (sorry dude!)
Shag Olivia Wilde
Marry Lisa Edelstein

From Burn Notice

Jeffrey Donovan
Gabrielle Anwar
Bruce Campbell

Yes _I_ would marry Bruce Campell any day and to heck with the haters! Idol of my misspent youth! lol
Shoot: Jeffrey Donovan
Shag: Gabrielle Anwar
Marry: Bruce Campbell


True Blood Special


1. Sookie Stackhouse (Anna Paquin)


2. Bill Compton (Stephen Moyer) - Personally, I would shoot him. Painfully annoying guy.


3. Eric Northman (Alexander Skarsgård) - rawr
Shoot: Bill Compton
Shag: Sookie Stackhouse
Marry: Eric Northman


Troy Polamalu


Albert Pujols


Bibi Gaytan
Shoot: Albert Pujols
Shag: Troy Polamalu
Marry: Bibi Gaytan

Boomerang

Eddie Murphy


Robin Givens


Halle Berry