Shag Brooklyn Decker, Marry Julliane Hough, Shoot Audrina Patridge (with Cupid's arrow)
From the TV Show CSI: Marg Helgenberger (Catherine Willows), George Eads (Nick Stokes), Liz Vassey (Wendy Simms)
Shoot Charlotte; Shag Samantha; Marry Miranda. Although, in reality, I'd like to shag AND marry Miranda.
Jennifer Aniston; Courtney Cox-Arquette; Lisa Kudrow.
Shoot: lisa kudrow
Shag: Courtney Cox
Marry: Jennifer Anniston
Hillary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi, Michele Obama :P
shoot Lt. Boomer with a clothes disintegrating gun, shag Lr. Starbuck, marry Number 6
There have been a lot of hard ones recently; let's do an easy one
Sharon Stone, Michelle Pfeiffer, Bernie Madoff
Why no anna's on the list?
Shag Heather, Shoot Natasha (not big on over-the-top tattos), marry Hope
Dr. Joyce Brothers, Judge Judy, Oprah Winfrey [I know, I'm mean]
Shoot Blue Mary
Shag Mai Shiranui
Marry Athena Asamiya
Christiano Ronaldo
Matt Damon
Scarlett Johansson
Since I'm straight I'd have to shoot both Ronaldo and Damon (hopefully with just nerf bullets since they both seem to be great guys and are certainly talented) and then shag Scarlett for a few months then marry her.
A really mean one:
Nancy Grace
Nancy Pelosi
Nancy Kerrigan
Hey Katie, in response to your post below, why do you think I am MischefMaker?
Damn you mischief! >.< Marry Nancy Kerrigan, fuck Nancy Grace, kill Nancy Pelosi
Jensen Ackles
Joseph Gordon Levitt
imhapless
Never heard of either of te above mentioned so I can not say.....
Shag Jensen ackles shoot JGL and dont know the last one
George Bush
Obama
Hillary clinton

There is a thin line between bravery & stupidity.......Don't cross it!
Take time to live, love and dream!!
You have been a naughty boy.........Now go to my room!!! Fucking shoot George Bush! (that was easy)
Oh god.... Lets see....
Hmmmmmm......
Shag Obama, I guess.
and Marry Hilary Clinton (doesnt mean I'll fuck her)
Adriana Lima
Shakira
Sofía Vergara
Hey people, play with me! I like this game... :/
Shoot- Ryan
Shag- Gaspard
Marry- Marion
From House
Olivia Wilde
Hugh Laurie
Lisa Edelstein
Shoot Hugh Laurie (sorry dude!)
Shag Olivia Wilde
Marry Lisa Edelstein
From Burn Notice
Jeffrey Donovan
Gabrielle Anwar
Bruce Campbell
Yes _I_ would marry Bruce Campell any day and to heck with the haters! Idol of my misspent youth! lol