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Shoot, shag or marry?

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Shoot: Miley Cyrus (Eww.)
Shag: Angelina Jolie (Who wouldn't?!)
Marry: Natalie Portman (That means I'd get to shag her repeatedly ;))

1. Kate Middleton

2. Enrique Iglesias

3. Giselle Bündchen
Oh dammit... I was too slow there.

Shoot: Miranda Lambert
Shag: Fergie
Marry: Johnny Depp (*drools*)

Just pretend I would have suggested the people from my earlier post here again^^
Kate Middleton, Enrique Iglesias, Giselle Bündchen.
Shag.. Fergi
Marry... Miranda Lambert
Shoot.. Johnny Depp

Ooops.. i'm too slow. Nevermind. lol



When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser. Socrates
Kate Middleton - shag (maybe)
Enrique Iglesias - shoot
Giselle Bündchen - marry!
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Kate Middleton - shag (maybe)
Enrique Iglesias - shoot
Giselle Bündchen - marry!


You're supposed to give us 3 new people lol =P
Forgot to add 3 people...oops lol

Jessica Beil
Taylor Swift
Billy Currington
Shoot - Billy Currington (Sorry, No Clue Who He Is, LOL)

Shag - Taylor Swift

Marry (Or Anything Else She Wanted) - Jessica Biel

Madonna
Pippa Middleton
Beyonce
Shoot - Madonna
Shag - Pippa Middleton
Marry - Beyonce

Miranda Frost (Die Another Day)


Vesper Lynd (Casino Royale)


Strawberry Fields (Quantum of Solace)
Shoot Fergie and Johnny (sorry not crazy or bi )
Shag Miranda
Fight kinky for Natalie's hand.

Jackie Brown
James Bond (the latest version)
Tyler Durden
Shoot-Jackie Brown
Shag-Tyler Durden
Marry-James Bond

Shoot-James Franco

Shag-Chace Crawford

Marry-Ian Somerhalder
Shoot Vesper
Shag Strawberry
Marry Miranda

Luke Skywalker
Han Solo
Chewbacca ( so looking forward to this response smile )
Ehhhhh, What's up Doc?
Shoot Luke Skywalker
Shag Chewbacca (I'd try anything once..:P)
Marry Han Solo

All of these girls featured in one of my favourite movie.. Memoirs of a Geisha

Gong Li


Zhang Zi Yi


Michelle Yeoh
Shoot - Michelle, I actually like her but had to pick someone

Shag - Gong, mmmm, Bang A Gong, There, I Had to say it, LOL

Marry - Zhang, that pose just got to me


Sofia Vergara

Penelope Cruz

Salma Hayak
Shoot Penelope
Shag Salma
Marry Sofia

Scarlette



JESSICA



Christina
Shoot Demi Moore
Shag Jessica Alba
Marry Angeline Jolie

You remember these ladies... smile

Cindy Crawford


Claudia Schiffer


Kate Moss
Shoot Kate like ugh
Shag Claudia
Marry Cindy


Captain Kirk
Mr. Spock
Mr. Scott
Ehhhhh, What's up Doc?
Shoot - Capt Kirk

Shag - Mr. Spock, Love to know if his cum is green, lol

Marry - Mr Scott, love the fake accent


Since We Are Going Retro!

Cheryl Ladd

Farrah Fawcett

Tanya Roberts
Shoot tanya
Shag farrah
marry cheryl

Laverne defozzio
Shirley feeney
Carmein ragusa
Ehhhhh, What's up Doc?
Wow is that list obscure. Characters from the 1960s show Laverne & Shirley, all in their 70s now if still alive. I'd shag Laverne, marry Shirley and shoot Carmine.

Eva Green (Vesper Lynd in Casino Royale)
Casey Anthony
Carmen Diaz
Shoot Casey Anthony
Shag Carmen Diaz
Marry Eva Green

All from Gilligan's Island
The Professor
MaryAnn
Ginger
shoot the Professor, shag Ginger (whether it be the one from Gilligan's Island or our own slutpuppy) and marry MaryAnn, of course

Nancy Pelosi, Sarah Palin, Tina Fey
Can I just shoot them all?

Shoot nancy Pelosi
Shag Sarah Palin
Marry Tina Fey

FROM BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER



BUFFY



FAITH



CORDY
Marry Buffy, shag Cordy, pretend to shoot Faith

Wildcat
LusciousLola
Mischiefmaker
shoot--mischiefmaker.... sorry had to shoot someone
shag--lusciouslola
marry--wildcat

kristen stewart
kristen bell
kristin kruek
Shoot Kristen Stewart
Shag Kristen Bell
Marry Kristin Kruek

Start Out Britney


Pre Marriage Britney


Post Marriage Britney
RAAAWWWWWRRR!
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For the Britneys, shoot pre-marriage Britney, shag start out Britney, marry post-marriage Britney [that was a strange one]

Twilight Zone Characters: Bella Swan, Edward Cullen, Esme Cullen
Ummm since I know none Shoot ed Shag esme and marry bella /shrug

Famous or infamous pornstars

Ron Jeremy
Christie Canyon
John Holmes
Ehhhhh, What's up Doc?