Can't tell how the water is if you don't jump in
will he leave his computer long enough?
Of course, I brought the sunscreen, towels, and a packed a lunch.
my bum will need some sunscreen, it's not normally exposed
That's okay, I have plenty of sunblock.
(And yes, by the way.)
why not... and he has sunblock
Yes, and you said you would keep all my tender parts protected
Not a good swimmer ...will stay at shallow end