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true, but won't be long if i can help it along...hehe

TPBM is playing with themself right now.
You are spot on!

TPBM is a little hyper.
Hyper because Gingerkitty is always cracking me UP!

TPBM is addicted to tumblr.
I wouldn't necessarily say "addicted," but there are Tumblr blogs I follow on a regular basis.

TPBM has been with a man and a woman simultaneously.
LOL No. But now I have "I'm pretty, oh so pretty" playing in my head.

TPBM has rolled their eyes and shook their head more than once today reading posts here on LUSH. LOL
Yes. And will have a nightmare later too.

TPBM will laugh at me and shake his/her head just like I did.
Yes I am

Very Competitive
Physically, yes. Socially, not so much.

TPBM loves food.... not just likes to eat, but LOVES food.
Okay it may be true that I've had chocolate syrup poured over places on my body once or twice and had it licked off. Does that count towards a food love affair.

TPBM is now thinking about chocolate syrup and wanting it licked off their body too.
Chivalry is the only "wingman" you need.

Please read and comment on my story http://www.lushstories.com/stories/oral-sex/a-night-to-remember.aspx
Since I am picky and ruled by moods I am not sure if that is true or not...

TPBM is adventerous and never turns down a dare.
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

I love a dare and am always tempted...

TPBM has a happy outlook on life
I try to keep a positive outlook on life.

TPBM has done something sexy in or around a fast food restaurant.
oh so guilty!

TPBM has had sex someplace that could have gotten them arrested
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

Yes, quite a few times.

TPBM spends more time on their computer/phone than working
Yeah. But in my defense, I'm doing online classes to become a web designer, probably with some mobile app development and computer forensics under my belt.

TPBM has finished writing a story (read: at least 2000 words) in a week or less.
If the stuff I write at work is considered a story, then yes.

TPBM is horny right now
I sure am!

TPBM is listening to country music
actually no...I am listening (rather unwillingly) to the sounds of various family members playing video games....ugh!!

TPBM loves to randomly do the chicken dance
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

Actually, I do need a shower... Mmmm

The person below me should be doing something else than browsing this forum!!
Yeah, I suppose I should be writing a story or something. Can't really be arsed though, so here I am.

TPBM fancies a person above them.
Don't go thinking you're phsycic Maz, you always make me smile.

TPBM is a prolific writer and a lady
Quote by Wildcat
TPBM is a prolific writer and a lady



Oh no.....swing and a miss.


TPBM has a burning desire to....make me reach my orgasmic best!
smile

TPBM is an Aussie
Afraid not, I'm a southern bell!


TPBM is hotter than me.