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Nope, already had lunch!

TPBM likes to 'watch'
"Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English." - Korben Dallas, from The Fifth Element

"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw
Yes, I do!

TPBM has had at least 2 alcoholic beverages today
No I have not.... sad

TPBM is horny right now.
damn nikki, how'd you know it was me?

tpbm is playing with themself looking at me
damn ginger have you got a camera on me !! ??

TPBM is laughing their head off looking at me
Depends. If you're being funny, I can't help myself.

TPBM has hung out nude with a group of friends...and not in a sexual way.
Haha nope.

Is a pirate!
Nope, but I used to be.

TPBM wants to set a world record.
Haha I thought so.

Not wants to set ED, WILL set. I will set the world record of fastest time and best performance down the half pipe. I plan on doing so winter of 2016. I'll give all wanting to go to free tickets, up front of course.
Correct, I am doing nothing.


TPBM is watching The Big Bang Theory
Nope: watching Friends.

TPBM watches Criminal Minds.
Probably my favorite show! Good job!

The person below me has a secret alter ego or identity
I can neither deny nor confirm that.

TPBM would like to just let go.
Very true!


TPBM thinks tofu is awesome.
Nope, never had it

TPBM is ready for summer
†Jinxy Approved†

Big time. In fact, I and TPBM can't wait to get in that first skinny dip of the year.
Well, sure..... but probably not together. LOL

TPBM thought that was funny. ;)
Quote by JohnC
Well, sure..... but probably not together. LOL
TPBM thought that was funny. ;)


Well, yeah, not necessarily together. And yes, that comment did make me giggle.

TPBM doesn't care who wins the NCAA basketball tournament.
You ate quite correct, I don't give a crap about any sports.

TPBM eats zombies for breakfast because there is no alternative.
Not Me, Zombies are only for dinner!!

TPBM likes to wear edible panties
Not me, edible panties are only for breakfast !!

TPBM should be doing something else right now
Not me, edible panties are only for breakfast !!

TPBM should be doing something else right now
Very True. I should be driving home and not on Lush

TPBM is going to have sex tonight
Like work!
TPBM has a 3rd nipple
Quote by youngmommy
Correct, I am doing nothing.



Haha sorry! I know it's too late, but I was thinking of you, I guess now that I know you were the person below me xx!

The person below me has never had a sake bomb!
That is correct! I never have.

TBPM has a song stuck in their head.
Carry On - FUN

TPBM is running around their living room butt naked!
I wish, but I may cause offense, so I shall refrain.

TPBM has a favourite emoticon on Lush.
(how did you guess)

TPBM takes secret videos of their neighbors running around their front yards naked!
TPBM hasn't cum yet.