The person below me is...

23 Mar 2013

no offense...but yes

TPBM is having an affair or cheating on their significant other

24 Mar 2013

guilty...

TPBM keeps their lush life a secret from RL friends and family

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

24 Mar 2013

definitely guilty.

TPBM has walked outside their house naked at least once.

Chivalry is the only "wingman" you need.

Please read and comment on my story http://www.lushstories.com/stories/oral-sex/a-night-to-remember.aspx

24 Mar 2013

Tpbm
Is fucking half of LUSH

24 Mar 2013

Wrong! More like 75%

TPBM Is spanking the cat

24 Mar 2013

Nope (and what an odd phrase)

Tpbm is drunk was drunk or will be drunk by the end of the weekend

24 Mar 2013

Aye and I will be drunk tomorrow.

TPBM is having a damned good conversation right now.

24 Mar 2013

yes I AM, HT and I are sitting here having a good old gossip about this and that... he's just gone to make me a cuppa tea,

TPBM has just had their breakfast

24 Mar 2013

Nope, just coffee so far.

TPBM needs to orgasm to start their day right.

24 Mar 2013

No...it is dinner time right now.

TPBM wants to do something naughty right now.

24 Mar 2013

Why yes I do!

TPBM is not wearing any underwear.

Chivalry is the only "wingman" you need.

Please read and comment on my story http://www.lushstories.com/stories/oral-sex/a-night-to-remember.aspx

24 Mar 2013

Hey did you peek?!

TPBM is a smoker of a certain green leaf......

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

24 Mar 2013

No I am not, I don't smoke anything..... except for meat when I cook it in the smoker? ;)

TPBM hates "text speak" in places other than texts (U no wht I mean, 4 sure).

24 Mar 2013

Very true, one of my pet peeves ;)

TPBM uses text speak a lot!

HunniDew

24 Mar 2013

not true, I also hate it and absolutely refuse to answer texts

the person below me talks on their cellphone while grocery shopping

The Cellist: Glissando | Lush Stories

24 Mar 2013

As a rule, no. In fact, I don't use my cell phone for "conversation" at all. It is for emergencies or other "quick" communications. When I am out and about, I like to (as much as possible) UNPLUG.

TPBM yells at the TV when something they see upsets them.

24 Mar 2013

Once in a while. Just to make sure I get everything I need. Never make a shopping list, even if i do, it's always left at home.

Darn slipped in over me. Sometime, usually when watching TV soaps or series.

TPBM has piercings

24 Mar 2013

only the standard ones in my earlobes

TPBM has their genitals pierced

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

24 Mar 2013

Negative

TPBM is a snorer

24 Mar 2013

Only when sick or VERY VERY VERY tired.

TPBM is at this moment very content.

24 Mar 2013

I guess I am

TPBM has cheated on his/her SO

24 Mar 2013

guilty

TPBM is horney and masterbating

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

24 Mar 2013

Yes and no

TPBM masterbates daily

24 Mar 2013

No contest...'horny' probably YES. Masterbating will be saved till later in the day (if at all!!)

TPBM truly believes 'all' postings in these forums.

http://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-stories/exit-33-trust.aspx

24 Mar 2013

Nah. These are just for fun.

Tpbm is a forum whore

24 Mar 2013

Hmmphhh! I'll have you know I am an expensive whore!

TPBM wants to lick honey off of their SO

The Cellist: Glissando | Lush Stories

24 Mar 2013

Nope, sorry. I don't really like honey, and I'd have to have a SO for this.

TPBM doesn't watch most new TV.

24 Mar 2013

oops gotta be quick.

TPBM wants to be a busker at an airport.

24 Mar 2013

No, but now you mention it, it might be a good idea to get my 'meet Kitten fund' started.

TPBM is listening to music on headphones to block out a shitty TV programme.

24 Mar 2013

LOL No, watching Bar Rescue.

TPBM actually knows what Bar Rescue is.