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I've actually never had Guinness. Although, if I'm following my track record on beers, I'm thinking it's likely I won't like it.

TPBM watches at most five hours of TV a week.
None at all

TPBM---is always horny
Not always... but A LOT... yes. If I am happy.

TPBM has masturbated already today.
No, but I thought about being one.


TPBM loves chocolate cake.
I don't love it, but I do respect it.

TPBM has never listened to Lady Gaga.
Well not intentionally!!

TPBM is infatuated with the Kardashians
No

TPBM has a great sense of humor.
True, but my sense of humour is often described as twisted and perverted as well

TPBM is from Australia
Try South Africa

TPBM spends too much time on lush
Going to wish they were my friend!
I don't wear any most of the time.

TPBM is addicted to lush.
Infatuated, not Addicted

TPBM is older than the person above me
Nope. LOL

TPBM has a song stuck in their head.
Not my style, anything but the gag! I want to hear those cries and pleads... Mmmm


TPBM is slightly hyper, jamming out to music, and singing! (This isn't me currently!)
If anything, I've been more sluggish than usual today.

TPBM is a big fan of anime and/or manga.
damn right, big big plans

TPBM is a South African
Alas, no

The person below me can't stand pasta
Actually, I can't get enough.

TPBM knows someone who plays in a bar band.
Ah, yes, true

TPBM is scared of snakes (me, I love 'em)
True!

TPBM eats breakfast cereal for dinner sometimes.
Never!!

TPBM being Saturday is gonna party party party tonight!!
Perhaps.

TPBM is smelly.
No, I smell divine

TPBM has eaten snails