I've actually never had Guinness. Although, if I'm following my track record on beers, I'm thinking it's likely I won't like it.
TPBM watches at most five hours of TV a week.
None at all
TPBM---is always horny
Not always... but A LOT... yes. If I am happy.
TPBM has masturbated already today.
No, but I thought about being one.
TPBM loves chocolate cake.
I don't love it, but I do respect it.
TPBM has never listened to Lady Gaga.
Well not intentionally!!
TPBM is infatuated with the Kardashians
No
TPBM has a great sense of humor.
True, but my sense of humour is often described as twisted and perverted as well
TPBM is from Australia
Try South Africa
TPBM spends too much time on lush
Going to wish they were my friend!
I don't wear any most of the time.
TPBM is addicted to lush.
Infatuated, not Addicted
TPBM is older than the person above me
This is true.
TPBM exclusively dates older guys.
Nope. LOL
TPBM has a song stuck in their head.
Yes I do. Busta Move by Young MC.
TPBM is now playing the lyrics in their head.
NO WAY!
TPBM owns a ball gag.
Not my style, anything but the gag! I want to hear those cries and pleads... Mmmm
TPBM is slightly hyper, jamming out to music, and singing! (This isn't me currently!)
If anything, I've been more sluggish than usual today.
TPBM is a big fan of anime and/or manga.
absolutely not!
TPBM is thankful it is Friday and has big plans for tonight?
damn right, big big plans
TPBM is a South African
Nope
TPBM owns a sportscar
Alas, no
The person below me can't stand pasta
Actually, I can't get enough.
TPBM knows someone who plays in a bar band.
Ah, yes, true
TPBM is scared of snakes (me, I love 'em)
True!
TPBM eats breakfast cereal for dinner sometimes.
Never!!
TPBM being Saturday is gonna party party party tonight!!
No, I smell divine
TPBM has eaten snails