No
TPBM lives in a freezing cold climate
Not freezing cold, but relative to Australia, yeah it is damned cold here.
TPBM likes the idea of a Lush cruise (a cruise involving Lushies, that is)
Yes that sounds great!
TPBM has eaten food at a highway truck stop.
Unfortunately yes
TPBM goes commando everywhere.
Only when wearing a kilt.
TPBM is attracted to men in kilts.
Definitely
TPBM is a cross dresser
No, but I have been in the past. Well, I suppose I sort of am in a way because I still wear nail polish, but plenty of guys do, right?
TPBM is a little peculiar.
So much more than peculiar ....
TPBM loves to smoke, just not cigarettes
Nope.. doesnt fair well with my occupation...
TPBM has been caught smoking something other than cigarettes...
Never...{i never smoke also}
the person below me is reading this thread and wondering...
...yes, i am now...
TPBM is not a morning person
true but would love to visit you
tpbi... horny as hell
Yes, now that you mention it, I am pretty fucking horny.
TPBM uses quick reply.
Nope, I use post reply. What's the difference?
TPBM is hating it's Tuesday.
Yes should be Friday already.
TPBM is happy tomorrow is Humpday and all down hill from there.
I can see the benefits of hump day, but tomorrow is my first day of work after three days up. (Part time job, and yes, I am looking for a second job.)
TPBM is not wearing underwear.
For once Ginger I am not. I know this is an oddity that will be remedied in the near future. Of that much I'm certain.
TPBM is planning their summer holiday.
i wish but no...
tpbm is planning his or her day or evening,,,
False, no plans.
TPBM has been on Lush for more than six months.
Yep.
TPBM is thinking of what theyre gonna put for TPBT
Insert something witty here.
Yup
TPBM has written at least one story for Lush
†Jinxy Approved†
no well actually 2 but just poems
TPBM comes here mostly for the stories
Yes I do enjoy the stories... But the friends I have made make it so much nicer to come here...
TPBM comes here to stalk the ladies...
Nah, not me.
TPBM is a good listener.
What did you say? ;) (Actually I am.)
TPBM loves to orgasm!
Hell yes to that, but loves it as much to bring someone else there with me at the same time..
TPBM want to meet someone from lush.
Yeah, quite a few, actually.
TPBM is covered in bees (Google "I'm covered in bees!", for the full effect of this reference.)