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Nikki703
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Some accents yes, some no

TPBM has never had sex with someone of another race or religion
Guest
Lurker
wrong, but really!, this question should be nil at point.

TPBM is thinking so many naughty thoughts right now
Guest
Lurker
;)How much? you have no idea.

TPBM wants to explore all of your dirty thoughts
Guest
Lurker
yes ;)

the person below me is into BDSM
sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
that was too easy, seriously, when aren't i horny? ;)

the person below me feeds all the stray cats in their neighborhood.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Guest
Lurker
Yes, you are right

TPBM would rather feed all stray dogs
Guest
Lurker
Yes, I have a doggie called Chester and he's a pyrenean mountain dog/mastiff cross. He's a big pain in the arse, slobbery and very well loved.

TPBM likes ginger nuts (I mean the biscuits, but I'd accept the ginger nutted people as an alternative)
Guest
Lurker
not as awesome as person above me !!

TPBM is nibbling on something
Poppet
Cheeky Chick
Nope, just had my lunch. xP

TPBM is ready for the weekend.
faady
Active Ink Slinger
Oh yeah, you bet.
TPBM is having sex in jungle over weekend.
Guest
Lurker
And I contracted malaria for my troubles.

TPBM is actually an amazing cook
Jinxy
Princess Blondie
I think I am.

TPBM has had at least one broken bone.
†Jinxy Approved†
Broken_Cowgirl
Active Ink Slinger
YES

The person below me is a secret service agent
faady
Active Ink Slinger
I have to kill you if I tell you... ;)
TPBM like threesomes...
Nikki703
Active Ink Slinger
Im not wearing socks or stockings and Im only wearing panties (no Bra) so obviously they dont match, LOL!

TPBM is expecting to have sex tonight
Guest
Lurker
Only with my left hand, though I might mix it up and use my right. Living dangerously and all.

tpbm just witnessed a robbery.
faady
Active Ink Slinger
nopes, and dont want to.
TPBM is going to be alone tonight.
Poppet
Cheeky Chick
Oh God did I! mmmm

TPBM has stolen at least once in their life.
Guest
Lurker
Still half asleep and drinking coffee
Unknown User
Just about never without a cup...

TPBM is thinking chocolate is a poor substitute for sex at the moment...
faady
Active Ink Slinger
indeed.
TPBM will enjoy chocolate on someone elses body... Kinky...
Guest
Lurker
Oh, I will sometime, but not just now.

TPBM is having a quiet drink in the house
Guest
Lurker
Not an alcoholic drink, but lemonade, so yes.

TPBM does not have a mobile phone