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The person below me is...

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thats right.

TPBM is having a bad and boring weekend
Date with TV or the ipad.

TPBM just had breakfast in bed
Sorry, I rarely have breakfast

TPBM loves scorpions
Absolutely no, who does anyway?

TPBM loves darkness....
NOR DO I LIKE SCORPIONS EITHER, NOT MUCH OF A FAN FOR MOST INSECTS..

TPBM IS SAVING THEIR MONEY TO BUY SHOES FOR THEIR FAVORITE CENTIPEDE


SORRY I AM A DAY PERSON, LOVE THE SUNSHINE..
No way!

TPBM will be grumbling about going to work on Monday.
... Grumbling about working on a Sunday. Being in charge stinks sometimes.


TPBM ... is setting up their portable stripper pole in the front yard. Neighbors need a show!
"I'd much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they are the first to be rescued off of sinking ships."
— Gilda Radner
hahaha, will you come to do the poll dancing, as i dont know it at all...

TPBM is planning what to say to have a day off on monday
Not really

TPBM is not anticipating tomorrow
Actually I am.

TPBM thinks 2013 is going by to fast.
It sure is!! Way too fast.

TPBM remembers bellbottom jeans
eeew no.
the person below me loves toasted bacon and tomatoe sanwiches
yes! yum!

The person below me is a Italian pastry chef!
I always do.
UMMMM?

TPBM is longing for a body rub
ohhh, you bet i m. will you please do me a favor???

TPBM is a great masseur
Yup!

TPBM is nearly naked of fully as they do the forums.
Care to prove that, poppity? I'll get naked and you can give me a massage ;)

TPBM is listening to music right now, rocking out.
My God, it's like you can read my mind!

TPBM is eating breakfast.
It's tea time now.

TPBM is counting down to happy hour.
No I am not, have family over for a visit. Which is sad for me.

The person below me is about to take dirty photos of themselves.
Don't you wish? perhaps some time in the near future.

TPBM;is thinking of a new lover
not thinking, but planning of how to get her... ;P
TPBM is dating someone atleast 10 years younger or older then him/her
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Care to prove that, poppity? I'll get naked and you can give me a massage ;)

TPBM is listening to music right now, rocking out.


Anytime you want Kitty..

Me... Horny? Always....

TPBM has a bucket list.
Yes, I have a bucket list. It involves you and a bucket.

TPBM wonders where the bucket comes in with my bucket list.