Ha ha I didn't (but I am now)
TPBM is in stealth mode...
Nope I'm here for all the world to see.
TPBM isn't wearing knickers today.
I'm not, just got out of the shower.
TPBM lives with at least one other person.
†Jinxy Approved†
Sadly, Not any more.
TPBM ,is wearing a very sexy red panty & a beautiful smile.
i hope this never comes true...lol
not into cross dressing, and no offence but dont like it at all.
TPBM is craving for sex...
Yes, but it's not so much the sex, rather the closeness of sex.
TPBM has a wistful disposition
I do. >_>
TPBM likes bucket lists.
Naw i can do without bucket lists.
TPBM ,is searching for their strap-on
Wow, not even close. Lol.
TPBM is craving a peanut butter and banana sandwich.
Sorry, but not my favorite
TPBM is looking for sunshine today
waking with water
TPBM is wearing no underwear today
boxers
tpbm has a pet alligator
Correct, it's name is Izod and lives on a polo shirt.
TPBM has a box of sex toys.
No, not a box, a cabinet.
TPBM has at least one perverted thought per day.
Of course but That is only normal for all of us on this wonderful site
TPBM; is wanting to seduce their best friend
No, we've been friends since I was 6 and that is not even a fleeting thought.
TPBM forgets to floss their teeth.
Not true, that is why I like landing strips. TPBM; is wanting a more rewarding job.
Yep; that's why I'm going to college.
TPBM is nude.
Nope. Silk PJ Bottoms and a Cami. Sorry.
TPBM likes having sex in public.
never tried it, but think it would be fun with a thought of getting caught
TPBM is addicted to lush
Nope. Have a lot of fun with it though.
TPBE is absolutely gorgeous.
Ha, if only.
TPBM has been in a relationship with someone twice their age.
Nope.
TPBM is relaxing with a beer or coffee now.
Try Coke / cola
TPBM, enjoys a little kinky sex now & then
If I can get it, then yes. If not, it'll just have to be kinky cyber.
TPBM does the time warp
Almost but not quite,
TPBM; likes dogs, but not cats.
Nope, like both dogs and cats. It's just coincidence we have 3 or 4 dogs in the house at a time (depending on the day of the week) and no cats.
TPBM loves his/her job.
I actually do!
TPBM has gone out on strike
i wish i can. but no
TPBM is an artist