No, unfortunately not
TPBM has won at the bookmakers recently
Nope. No such luck.
TPBM is having Mother's Day bash with his/her mum or with her family.
No, we had ours earlier in the year in the UK
TPBM is in a happy mood
Hell no! New week tomorrow.
TPBM is thinking of ways to skip work/school.
Error. now retired.
TPBM;enjoys being with their friends.
Yup.
TPBM had a nice weekend.
No, but pussy was there a while ago
TPBM has no sense of humour
OMG Eye sure hope ewe are inn-correct about (this hear / that their ) statement.
TPBM; had a beautiful Mothers day surrounded by loved ones.
no had a long day at work...
TPBM is tired and wanna sleep, but horny too
Not tired, always horny, don't want sleep.
TPBM is in a relationship.
that's easy...I'm married.
TPBM is considering changing their sexual preference
WRONG!! Matt Should i even think along those lines , it would be from older women to those in mid to late 30s yrs
TPBM Enjoys both giving & receiving Oral pleasures.
Ok no.
TPBM is having a good week.
†Jinxy Approved†
YES, I have a good day every day, so good weeks are guaranteed ..
TPBM; will soon stop smoking.
Don't smoke.
TPBM is scratching himself
This chick is not.
TPBM is an author on Lush.
Yes
TPBM has written a famous story on Lush
I do, I have read it. It's very good! You should all check it out.
TPBM has read at least one of my stories.
I haven't. I actually don't read stories just poems. Perhaps the person above me has some nice ones?
The person below me is not doing his or her job because they are having more fun on Lush.
I have no weekends lol
The Person Below Me will masturbate tomorrow.
Yes, that goes without saying, really.
TPBM likes Jaffa Cakes.
I am Also a non drinker..
TPBM, Shares Stargazing & my enjoyment in photography.