The person below me is...

8 Mar 2013

Yes...and a few after that as well.

TPBM once improvised a "sex toy" from their kitchen.

8 Mar 2013

Actually.... yes. lol

TPBM can't get their day started right unless they visit LUSH.

8 Mar 2013

Sad but true

TPBM has weekend plans

8 Mar 2013

SSort of. Just gonna catch up on my gaming and make dinner for my mum on mothers day.

TPBM had an intense orgasm last night.

8 Mar 2013

Unfortunately No. Damn Back!!

TPBM is thinking of buying a new sex toy real soon

8 Mar 2013

I actually was thinking about it. Good guess.

TPBM stayed up late last night on Lush

8 Mar 2013

Nope.

TPBM Is interested in a particular LUSH member.

8 Mar 2013

Perhaps, but I like to keep my options open

TPBM skipped breakfast this morning

8 Mar 2013

No, it's the most important meal of the day

TPBM likes bacon

8 Mar 2013

Hell yes! LOL

TPBM actually likes their job.

8 Mar 2013

Darn tootin' I do! I get to procrastinate as much as I want smile

TPBM fancies the person below them

9 Mar 2013

I don't know about the person below me, but I do fancy the one above me.

TPBM will be someone I fancy! biggrin

†Jinxy Approved†

9 Mar 2013

I do hope so. ;-)

TPBM loves an English accent

9 Mar 2013

LOL Not particularly. To be honest, on some men/women it can be attractive, but on others it is outright annoying. No offence intended of course... I am sure yours is fine.

TPBM Loves to cook.

9 Mar 2013

I do! Thai, Moroccan, Italian, French etc. The Dutch kitchen is horrible so I hardly cook Dutch food.
Tpbm will be somebody who I'd like to have dinner with ;)

My newest story: Monica's Birthday turns into an unexpected orgy

Lessons from a Naugthy Nurse: Scott learns all about oral sex from his nurse

9 Mar 2013

How about Thai? Mango salad, Red Curry Chicken and for dessert.....Haagen Daz vanilla with lychee salsa...I'll cook...but I'll be expecting dazzling conversation....

TPBM had cereal for dinner.....

The Cellist: Glissando | Lush Stories

9 Mar 2013

Nope!

TPBM has a drawer full of sexy underwear

9 Mar 2013

Only because I've requisitioned them from washing lines (kidding)

TPBM fancies themselves a pirate.

9 Mar 2013

Not really, but maybe in some ways I am, LOL

TPBM has a very vanilla sex life

9 Mar 2013

omg so not true

TPBM is a sex fiend

9 Mar 2013

Only with one heart

TPBM is addicted to chocolate.

10 Mar 2013

Chocolate but peanut butter more.

TPBM had no Saturday night plans

†Jinxy Approved†

10 Mar 2013

Not really. If I got done with work, I was going to go into town to watch my uncle's band. But my job took a little longer than I thought, so I had to miss it.

TPBM has a favorite bar band (and wants to put a link up here director

).

10 Mar 2013

No :P

TPBM has crushed on at least 4 Lush members.

†Jinxy Approved†

11 Mar 2013

Crushes? Sure, I fancy a few Lush members but only want one. xP

TPBM Has read at least one of my stories.

11 Mar 2013

I've read a couple and enjoyed then very much. Need to read more.

TPBM is having horny thoughts.

11 Mar 2013

I really am, guess Im feeling a little better!!

TPBM has had sex with a friends wife/husband

11 Mar 2013

Quote by Nikki703
I really am, guess Im feeling a little better!!

TPBM has had sex with a friends wife/husband

what do you think? (if you guessed yes, you're be right, but it's all on the up and up) ;)

TPBM has a secret fetish for mowing lawns in the dark while dressed in a Latex fish costume.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

11 Mar 2013

Incorrect, it is not a fish costume.

TPBM wears feathers in unusual places....

The Cellist: Glissando | Lush Stories

12 Mar 2013

no feathers in my wardrobe

TPBM is not wearing underwear