Wrong, I am.
TPBM thinks pink is the best color on a girl
†Jinxy Approved†
On some girls. Not all.
TPBM would rather kiss/make out than have sex, at this very moment
surprisingly.... Yes! Chainmail is so difficult to slip off.
TPBM is ready for a cocktail ... it's 5 o'clock somewhere.
"Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English." - Korben Dallas, from The Fifth Element
"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw
Not right now, but maybe later.
TPBM has already had a few.
damn ed, how'd you know i was below you?
tpbm hasn't had sex all week
damn right Ginger - any suggestions on how we could change that ?
TPBM is ready for a vacation
You bet. I want to go to this gathering of younger nudists, but I guess I'll have to settle for staying at home for now.
TPBM is on vacation.
not yet but think i need one, from lush
tpbm wants a horse
lol.. nooooo thank you!
tpbm has an ex that looks like a horse
No. But he is a Horses Ass!
TPBM fantasizes about his/her bestfriend's lover
I have before
TPBM has slept with their best friend
†Jinxy Approved†
I wouldn't sleep with someone who i didn't count as my best friend!
TPBM has worn underwear belonging to the opposite sex
Nope.
TPBM has worn other clothes that belong to the opposite sex.
Yep
TPBM likes sucking toes :P
†Jinxy Approved†
Eww no, ya nasty... xP
TPBM is wishes they could be a kid again
I actually can.
TPBM has had cybersex today
Actually, I haven't had cyber in a couple years now.
TPBM has had phone sex in the past week...and not with their SO.
Not at all...
Tpbm masturbated today
Nope. But I might do later.
TPBM would love to own a sybian (let's see who gets this one)
"Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English." - Korben Dallas, from The Fifth Element
"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw
Never tried one so cant say Id love to won one, heard good things though.
TPBM is into hardcore BDSM
how did you know? lol
TPBM would probably prefer to have sex with the person above me rather than with me
Nope.
TPBM loves to masturbate in the shower
I do!
tpbm masturbates at least 3 times a day
I have to admit, I could use one.
TPBM Is going to have a drink too!
I wish I could....Just a few more days. LOL
TPBM needs a kiss
Yes....
TPBM needs to feel someone hold them close, naked skin against naked skin, hearts beating fast.
OH YES!
TPBM is dreaming of a vacation
Yes. Long overdue..
tpbm loves to have sex in public places