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My dog is making the most absurd noises and twitching as he sleeps, now he's running. Dogs are funny when they dream.
My cat Lucy is demanding my attention atm
I was half way through the cup of tea before realizing I had forgotten to drop the lemon slice in...    
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this cheese is so easy it will squirt for anyone!!!


That's chronic, you know?
I love you New Orleans.
Sprinklers hitting the house at 4am......
Graffiti in a pay toilet:
As I sit here broken hearted
Paid a dime
and only farted.
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Graffiti in a pay toilet:
As I sit here broken hearted
Paid a dime
and only farted.


Toilet graffiti can be cool, like this one:

"Some come here to sit and think
some come here to shit and stink,
I came here to scratch my balls,
and write this poem upon the walls."
I miss my Mazda RX-4. Had many good times in that car.
I'm kinda sleepy, but I really want some ice cream
I smell weed! Gies some!
Andrew, did you know that Weed is REALLY REALLY good for your health? Just a random fact for you there
Hey, guys who treat women as sex objects!!! Hey there
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Andrew, did you know that Weed is REALLY REALLY good for your health? Just a random fact for you there




Weed, did someone say weed? Share please!
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Andrew, did you know that Weed is REALLY REALLY good for your health? Just a random fact for you there


Oh yeah, it's freaking amazing! Helps me regain equilibrium, for one and it's a great painkiller and muscle relaxant. I'd recommend it to anyone!
still waiting................
Back seat of the bus, moshing away to Muse, canny whack it! Adele, here be a heavily packed joint, enjoy smile
Weed, kept me stable everyday for the past 20years? Still going strong.
I wish October would hurry and come, so I can get my mosh on and see Lacuna Coil! \m/
^ *OM NOM NOM NOM *
My cat thinks she knows every fucking thing, but she doesn't.
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My cat thinks she knows every fucking thing, but she doesn't.


Sounds like your cat should meet my dog, they could have such an intellectual debate, while we watch and giggle