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Quote by Trinket
*ahem* GB, a Multiverse cannot be in a Universe of it's own. You need to get stoned again so you can understand it. A multiverse is a cluster of Universes that are either joined or unjoined. The Universes ARE INSIDE the Multiverses, you know that! Well you knew it 2 days ago at least.

This failure of yours to recognise the above fact tells me you are making things up when you say you found a "super-duper-hyper-mega-dega-multiverse thing" because if you had, you would have known the universes were INSIDE it. You didn't even congratulate me on finding TRINKET TRINKET LITTLE STAR! some friend YOU are...


Right, I shall get stoned post haste and re-understand this. Can I visit your TRINKET TRINKET LITTLE STAR, if it's visitable, as congratulations for discovering it? Or can I at least gaze upon it? This parallel universe thing is confuserating me. Time to get stoned!
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Did you know that in the human body there is a nerve that connects the eyeball to the anus?
It's called the Anal Optic Nerve, and it is responsible for giving people a shitty outlook on life.
If you don't believe it, pull a hair from your arse and see if it doesn't bring a tear to your eyes!
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I would try that but I dont have a hairy ass
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I would try that but I dont have a hairy ass


That poor wee bald donkey, better get it a wig!
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It should be random, but it isn't, but it could be, but it isn't, ....really ... I am stuck in a loop of life.
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That poor wee bald donkey, better get it a wig!



Your hair looks like a wig Gurly.
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That poor wee bald donkey, better get it a wig!



Your hair looks like a wig Gurly.
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Your hair looks like a wig Gurly.


Fuck, rumbled!
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I think I need to do something more productive today ... lol .... NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Random hugs to y'all, just because
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I'd rumble with her any day.
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I'm randomly laughing all day just because I can ... lol
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there's a new sheriff in town, sheriff hiddentalent
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And my first arrest is that peeping tom repeat offender Ginger!!!
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what sheriff hiddentalent tells every woman he arrests. btw he never arrests men.
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A little anagram fun : the eyes - they see, election results - lies lets recount, eleven plus two - twelve plus one, snooze alarms - alas no more Z's.
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Ginger's new security system
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That's funny, but even funnier if you read the caption, then your location. Edit: I didn't realise this was a GIF because my stupid phone (I love it really) doesn't support GIFs, so I only saw the first frame. So, you see the first frame and then the location: "Anywhere but here" and it becomes randomly funny.
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you always manage to find the funniest bits don't you? I am glad you pointed that out, it made me look even more hilariously funny
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Happy Sunday !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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How did the pineapple get under the sea? Pineapples do not grow in the sea.....or do they? hhmm.....I will have to investigate that.
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oh hiddentalent now you tell me.
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Found this wandering google images. Thought it belonged here.