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Ginger I am really sorry you didn't get the job as a bunny girl - perhaps you should work on your costume tho
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The most random things make me giggle...
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I really dislike missing people, not that I don't like the person, obviously, it just makes me feel helpless!
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I like arpeggios.
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... randomly looking at forum sights today... lol
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Dead Bull Gives You Mince
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Don't you just hate wash day!!!
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I'm tired, bored and horny. That's not a good combination.
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You are always horny Andrew.
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That's true, very true. It's a side effect of both my filthy mind and my almost omnipresence here.
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Lots of us have filthy minds Andrew AND spend way too much time here but we are not ALWAYS horny. Oh wait! I think we are otherwise we wouldn't BE here.......
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Yes, you see, the horniness is a vicious circle: you come here because you're horny, so you get more horny, so you spend more time here... That circle has teeth!
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teeth? OUCHIE! and yes, I see your point.
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A bear walked into the woods.
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I keep having mini orgasms. That's what happens when I get dust up my nose and sneeze a lot. Apparently scientists say that a sneeze is ⅛ of an orgasm.
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instead of having mini ones, why don't you save them all up and have one big one? sneezes I mean...
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Today is the last of the warm weather.
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lady to doctor: every time i sneeze i have an orgasm

Doctor: what have you been doing for your problem?

lady: sniffing pepper
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Quote by barehugged
Today is the last of the warm weather.


You obviously live on the wrong side of the world.
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Quote by Trinket
instead of having mini ones, why don't you save them all up and have one big one? sneezes I mean...


I might sneeze my brains out, or worse still, my eyes may fall out of their sockets! I'd rather save the orgasms and have a huge one of those. Though that could be dangerous, too.
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Quote by Gurlyboy


I might sneeze my brains out, or worse still, my eyes may fall out of their sockets! I'd rather save the orgasms and have a huge one of those. Though that could be dangerous, too.


Huge orgasm dangerous? NEVER! forget the big sneeze, go for the orgasm.
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Quote by Trinket


Huge orgasm dangerous? NEVER! forget the big sneeze, go for the orgasm.


Wonderful idea! I shall save all my orgasm juice and have a giant one after seeing Lacuna Coil tonight. I've a feeling Cristina Scabbia will be fuelling this one
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I don't know if we needed such detail Andrew......
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Yes Trinket ... funny how that happens. Hmmmm ... must be a universe thing.
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Quote by Trinket
I don't know if we needed such detail Andrew......


Ah yes, but I am the TMI master
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oh yes you are! and probably always will be LOL,