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Happy Halloween !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I could really take to wearing a cape. It's fun!
meow!
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After a three week break, I'm back. Thanks for the pic fs
It looks like she isn't coming online tonight.
Leftover chocolate..........Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I know the story of Adam and Eve in the Bible, but I truly doubt that actions of one woman would cause mankind's exposure to sin and death. I'm just sayin'.
that is the way it happen


Didn't I look just like Elvira in my costume yesterday?
I will never get enough of the Goth look. It is entrancing.
The other day I was in a shop. I was buying an energy drink and put it on the conveyor belt, along with the "next customer" thingy, making sure both if them were perfectly straight. I'd put the can on it's side and it rolled back as the conveyor went forward. The guy in front of me, an alkie, put the can lengthwise on it's side and put it to the edge of the conveyor. I went bonkers. I reset the can and pushed the "next customer" divider so that it was tight against the can, so it was a "next customer", can "next customer" sandwich, essentially. I straightened up both the "next customer" dividers saying to the alkie that I had 'a touch of the OCD'. It's true, that's the one thing you don't mess with: my shopping. The alkie didn't quite know what had hit him. So people, the moral of this tale is this: if you ever see me and I'm shopping, do not mess with my things on the conveyor, there will be consequences. Luckily, the alkie saw the funny side and went with it, but if he hadn't, there may have been, as Sophie Ellis-Bextor (bloody hot woman, she is. I digress.) put it, Murder on The Dancefloor. I take the way in which I stack my shopping on the conveyor very seriously. I might be a little crazy.
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The other day I was in a shop. I was buying an energy drink and put it on the conveyor belt, along with the "next customer" thingy, making sure both if them were perfectly straight. I'd put the can on it's side and it rolled back as the conveyor went forward. The guy in front of me, an alkie, put the can lengthwise on it's side and put it to the edge of the conveyor. I went bonkers. I reset the can and pushed the "next customer" divider so that it was tight against the can, so it was a "next customer", can "next customer" sandwich, essentially. I straightened up both the "next customer" dividers saying to the alkie that I had 'a touch of the OCD'. It's true, that's the one thing you don't mess with: my shopping. The alkie didn't quite know what had hit him. So people, the moral of this tale is this: if you ever see me and I'm shopping, do not mess with my things on the conveyor, there will be consequences. Luckily, the alkie saw the funny side and went with it, but if he hadn't, there may have been, as Sophie Ellis-Bextor (bloody hot woman, she is. I digress.) put it, Murder on The Dancefloor. I take the way in which I stack my shopping on the conveyor very seriously. I might be a little crazy.







I am a little OCD too, especially about the way the toilet roll rolls.... must be from the top...ALWAYS!!!
If will change the loo paper in my friends bathrooms if I go in and find it not rolling from the top!!..LOL
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I am a little OCD too, especially about the way the toilet roll rolls.... must be from the top...ALWAYS!!!
If will change the loo paper in my friends bathrooms if I go in and find it not rolling from the top!!..LOL


Ha! I feel yer pain, I'm the same. Also, when I'm making tea for more than just me, the cups have to be in a certain order.
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Ha! I feel yer pain, I'm the same. Also, when I'm making tea for more than just me, the cups have to be in a certain order.


I too have to have the cups in a certain order when making them for more than one person but I think that is more to do with remembering who has which cup.

SAME with the toilet rolls, HAS to be over the top,

I also have to have matching dinnerware, glassware and cutlery. NEVER EVER give me a mismatched knife and fork. I am not to the point where labels on cans have to be lined up perfectly in the pantry though..
When I was in college, a friend of mine came to visit and as a prank; he took off all the labels on my cans of vegetables, soups, and fruits in the pantry. Moral of the story ... don't worry if the labels are straight just be glad that they there. lol (But totally agree with the toilet paper roll !!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
I think it's fair to say that we're all a little crazy. Yay for the crazies!
Somebody has to do it.....
LMAO! This guy has 'the look' perfected, pity the rest of him isn't LOL


oh dear Ginger agreed not to bleach her top lip for Movember - bad move !!


3 cheers for the crazy people....
Hip hip hooray etc now that the cheers are over, I've forgotten what I was gonna say.
You know what would be good? Some sex with no emotion, just raw fucking and nothing else: no repercussions, no strings, no expectations. Each person gets what they want, and everyone goes away happy. I'd enjoy that right now, but alas, nothing. I'll just have to make do with my hands, at least they never let me down, except when the tendinitis strikes.