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If someone is said to be disgruntled when unhappy, does that mean they are gruntled when happy? *Strokes beard*
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Everybody listen please… together let’s sing
What have the silky skin.(breasts)
What gets you hypnotised quicker?(breasts)
What comes in bras or in swim suits?(breasts)
Can’t get enough of it,(breasts)
How we really love it,(breasts)
Makes me think I’m a man,(breasts)
I can kiss and hug it,(breats)
But I’d rather chug it,(breats)
Fill my belly up to here,(breasts)
I could not refuse a,(breasts)
I could really use a,(breasts)
Breasts, boobs, tiiiiiiiits.
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Quote by nastynate69
Everybody listen please… together let’s sing
What have the silky skin.(breasts)
What gets you hypnotised quicker?(breasts)
What comes in bras or in swim suits?(breasts)
Can’t get enough of it,(breasts)
How we really love it,(breasts)
Makes me think I’m a man,(breasts)
I can kiss and hug it,(breats)
But I’d rather chug it,(breats)
Fill my belly up to here,(breasts)
I could not refuse a,(breasts)
I could really use a,(breasts)
Breasts, boobs, tiiiiiiiits.



You're an idiot Nate.... jus sayin
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I really need to stop getting inspired to play guitar at 2 and 3 in the morning. The walls are paper thin in this house and even with an electric guitar unamplified, you can still hear almost every note. It's annoying, but when I get inspired I have to do it. That sounds rude, doesn't it? You creative types will know what I mean though.
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Gonna assemble an amplifier today. Here's hoping I don't blow myself up!
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Adele...... you know the saying "whatever has been seen cannot be unseen"? well thank you very FUCKING much, I will have that image in my head forevermore. bitch....




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Sunday ... Sunday ... Sunday !!!!!
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So i got a text that ice cream was running down a street... so I guess I'm running after it >shrug< oh and every good political cartoon should include a Llama, a Buffalo, and a Cactus. Just saying.
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Well now, that was intense. All will be told soon. Keep an eye out!
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Holy Shit Batman!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Don't mind if you do
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I can't sleep. La-de-fucking-da. Bored and frustrated, I came to Lush. Now I'm merely frustrated. This denial thing is really doing my nuts in. How the hell am I gonna go a whole week without wanking? Yeah, I'm a glutton for punishment, it seems. By Wednesday, I'll be crawling the walls with desire. By Friday, I'll be clawing my eyes out with desire. By next Monday, it'll all be over, thankfully. I have a story to finish and I can't, lest I get too turned on. Roll on the day when I'm not denied a release.
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Not on my list today!!!!!!!!!!