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Right, this is my last forum post before I deactivate. Goodbye for now. Like the terminator, I'll be back.



I love the way he looks around to see if anyone was watching him LOL... and that had to hurt
Suckers, I'm back! Did you miss my terrorization of the fora? I didn't.
Yes, I missed you terribly Andrew, I was lost without your random... randomly.... randiness! oops! I mean randomness!
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Yes, I missed you terribly Andrew, I was lost without your random... randomly.... randiness! oops! I mean randomness!


Randy? Me? Oh, wait, that's true smile
Thought I would post something seasonal - the best xmas song ever in my opinion

..wwouldn't mind running around dress as Mrs Santa giving hugs and kisses to everyone ho ..ho ..ho

'..May the Lord watch between you and me when we are absent from one another..' Gen31:49 😇

I'm glad flamingos don't like bacon. That'll help us immensely in the upcoming flamingo war. Yes, you read correctly. Flamingos are trying to take over. If you see one of the pink bastards, kill it with fire, preferably when eating some bacon to keep them at arms length. Be prepared. Keep bacon handy.
I am drinking beer... and, despite the fact that I am incredibly full up, I have an almost overwhelming desire to "snack"
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I am drinking beer... and, despite the fact that I am incredibly full up, I have an almost overwhelming desire to "snack"



I wish I had some beer. Sadly, no such beast exists in my house.
†Jinxy Approved†

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Hola senor chips & salsa, me gusta!
Hey people, read my stories, if you want a good wank!
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Trinket, I'm starting to think you have an evil sense of humour....


oh I do! What gave it away?
Nothing better than dancing around to Gangnam Style smile