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Quote by Jinxy
Is it bad how amused I am getting out of this? Can you do more?I bet you can!!!!
Another one? Lemme see...
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I was reading my book, then some bugger came and disturbed me. Understandably, I was angry, so I started shouting and cursing at them. The bastard looked at me, gormless as a fish and then started crying. I realised something was wrong, so I gave her a hug. She continued crying and I continued hugging her. Eventually, she asked me for help and I listened to her sad story. Her boyfriend had broken up with her and broke her heart. I kissed her tears away and hugged her again, consoling her. We chatted and came up with a plan, consisting of lots of ice cream, wine and bitching. She hugged me and thanked me for cheering her up. We sat there all night on the sofa, bitching, cuddling, drinking wine and consoling each other about lost loves.
Princess Blondie
Quote by GingerKitty
Another one? Lemme see...
I was reading my book, then some bugger came and disturbed me. Understandably, I was angry, so I started shouting and cursing at them. The bastard looked at me, gormless as a fish and then started crying. I realised something was wrong, so I gave her a hug. She continued crying and I continued hugging her. Eventually, she asked me for help and I listened to her sad story. Her boyfriend had broken up with her and broke her heart. I kissed her tears away and hugged her again, consoling her. We chatted and came up with a plan, consisting of lots of ice cream, wine and bitching. She hugged me and thanked me for cheering her up. We sat there all night on the sofa, bitching, cuddling, drinking wine and consoling each other about lost loves.
This one is by far my favorite. You're getting better, now if you added your sexy voice to it. It would be outstanding. Three cheers for another one by the one and only GingerKitty!!
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Cheeky Chick
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I am pleased you did Poppet - it took me an absolute age to type it
I'm sure it did, I giggled through out the whole thing. Thank you for that! XP
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Princess Blondie
I'm just here waiting for Andrew to come give me another story. †Jinxy Approved†
I can give you a story Jinx. Once upon a time there was a guy called Andrew. He was kinda random, never really knew what was going on in his own head, let alone anyone elses. This could have been attributed to the herbal remedies Andrew used to treat a few ailments. These included. HANGOVER CURE, Headache, Stomach ache, foot pain, leg pain, neck pain, hand pain, arm pain, in fact, pain anywhere!. This meant that Andrew was always taking little doses of his 'natural herbal remedy'. This caused a little fog in his thought processes but it also brought out his sense of humour, enabling him to say useless, funny or smart random sentences AND write brilliant smut. to be continued.....
Quote by trinket
I can give you a story Jinx. Once upon a time there was a guy called Andrew. He was kinda random, never really knew what was going on in his own head, let alone anyone elses. This could have been attributed to the herbal remedies Andrew used to treat a few ailments. These included. HANGOVER CURE, Headache, Stomach ache, foot pain, leg pain, neck pain, hand pain, arm pain, in fact, pain anywhere!. This meant that Andrew was always taking little doses of his 'natural herbal remedy'. This caused a little fog in his thought processes but it also brought out his sense of humour, enabling him to say useless, funny or smart random sentences AND write brilliant smut. to be continued.....
so, um, herbal remedy anyone? It'll cure joint pain and such... 
Princess Blondie
Quote by trinket
I can give you a story Jinx. Once upon a time there was a guy called Andrew. He was kinda random, never really knew what was going on in his own head, let alone anyone elses. This could have been attributed to the herbal remedies Andrew used to treat a few ailments. These included. HANGOVER CURE, Headache, Stomach ache, foot pain, leg pain, neck pain, hand pain, arm pain, in fact, pain anywhere!. This meant that Andrew was always taking little doses of his 'natural herbal remedy'. This caused a little fog in his thought processes but it also brought out his sense of humour, enabling him to say useless, funny or smart random sentences AND write brilliant smut. to be continued.....
More Trinket more!! Quote by GingerKitty
Andrew I still want another by you!
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Troublemaker
there is a thread for insomnia treatment in "Health & Fitness" (try Valerian root)
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Andrew I still want another by you!
Kitty was going insane earlier. Embarrassingly, when trying to root it, his phone was beating him and he began cursing the damned thing. I don't know, he thought, but suddenly, the fog lifted. "Holy sheep!", he exclaimed out loud and then started working out what he was to do. After working it all out, he rejoiced and bounced off walls, for no longer was he confuserated! He laughed and giggled and then came to his favourite site, where he hoped he'd shoot his load reading some of the great stories here. Kitty was happy at all the evil he could now do with his newly modded phone.
Princess Blondie
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Kitty was going insane earlier. Embarrassingly, when trying to root it, his phone was beating him and he began cursing the damned thing. I don't know, he thought, but suddenly, the fog lifted. "Holy sheep!", he exclaimed out loud and then started working out what he was to do. After working it all out, he rejoiced and bounced off walls, for no longer was he confuserated! He laughed and giggled and then came to his favourite site, where he hoped he'd shoot his load reading some of the great stories here. Kitty was happy at all the evil he could now do with his newly modded phone.
You're great, always make me giggle. Moreeeeeee! Add me in the next one
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You're gonna need one of these GK!
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