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I didnt move my car today until 3pm since I have a day off at home and when I got home last night it was late so I parked on a yellow line (all the designated bays were taken)

Some twat has given me a parking ticket!!!!!!!!!!!!! £35 .. its really ruined my fucking day!!!!!!!!!! (ps. I rarely swear)
I have a very strange craving right now for hummus and/or...Cheetos..
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Bollocks, as if my excitable fingers don't have enough problems unfastening a bra, being all excited and all that. It's just evil.
Washing Machine broke ... Wah
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Washing Machine broke ... Wah


Just go naked, you won't have to worry about it.

I need a haircut.
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Just go naked, you won't have to worry about it.

I need a haircut.

Things to do naked..

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Yes you are. I rather like evil folks *growls and moans* "more, please!" I beg and grind my arse gainst your hand.


*Grins a wicked wee grin, walking around and tying your wrists to either bed side of the head board, straddling your legs, I begin to slap each arse cheek one at a time. I watch as they grow into a lovely shade of pink, a lovely shade it is against your soft white skin. I lean down, and sink my teeth into your arse cheek, biting just enough to tease you.* Oh Andrew, the things I can do to you, and now you’re all tied up.
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Girls are horny, throw cocks at them!
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*Grins a wicked wee grin, walking around and tying your wrists to either bed side of the head board, straddling your legs, I begin to slap each arse cheek one at a time. I watch as they grow into a lovely shade of pink, a lovely shade it is against your soft white skin. I lean down, and sink my teeth into your arse cheek, biting just enough to tease you.* Oh Andrew, the things I can do to you, and now you’re all tied up.


I hope you're wielding your strap on because you're gonna be needing it, once you've done with biting and slapping my arse silly. Of course, you'll need to be rimming me too. *moans and begs*
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Turns out I'm doing well with my challenge already.
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I hope you're wielding your strap on because you're gonna be needing it, once you've done with biting and slapping my arse silly. Of course, you'll need to be rimming me too. *moans and begs*


Oh, don't you worry about what I have my dearest. *I slap his arse playfully before adjusting myself to sit between his legs. My fingers dancing lightly over his tender behind. I caress him with ease, sliding a finger along his crack, playfully teasing at his entrance. "Do you want me, Andrew?" I push in a bit further, allowing my finger to go first knuckle deep, waiting for his answer.*
I fell out of bed this morning...and now I have a bruise on my ass :P
Nighttime + Rain makes me horny. . .and it's raining now.
I am thinking about laying down hardwood flooring throughout the house myself. Anyone want to help?