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Independence Day was on tonight and I was thinking. Why on Earth (pun intended) would ET come light years to obliterate us? Why would any being, so advanced even give a moments notice to this little rock?
From being food, to being an interesting species, we constantly see ourselves in cinema, and literature as this captivating little ant pile.
We really need to get over ourselves, and take care of ourselves.
From being food, to being an interesting species, we constantly see ourselves in cinema, and literature as this captivating little ant pile.
We really need to get over ourselves, and take care of ourselves.
I declare this day... Rolling pin day. Use a rolling pin today, bake something, wallop your favourite child with it, even declare your love for it, name it and marry it. Just do something involving a rolling pin. Oh and take the day off work and if anyone gives you jip about it, hit them about the nut with the rolling pin.
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I've never been to a tupperware party, and now i'm wondering if they still exist and how i can get myself invited to one?!
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I've never been to a tupperware party, and now i'm wondering if they still exist and how i can get myself invited to one?!
Oh it's all Secret Society, cloak and dagger stuff, very dark. I could hook you up direct with some Tupperware party goers, all on the down-low, you understand.
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Oh it's all Secret Society, cloak and dagger stuff, very dark. I could hook you up direct with some Tupperware party goers, all on the down-low, you understand.
Oooh, finally the connection I've been seeking. Are you holding?
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Oooh, finally the connection I've been seeking. Are you holding?
I'm always holding... Wait, no that's not what you were asking, was it? I think Tupperware is very underrated, I mean it's great for holding entrails and such. No idea why people wouldn't hold parties for and about it.
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I really like putting little things into slightly bigger things, then putting those things into some other container...i think tupperware could really feed my storing bits and pieces in containers mania. But I have no entrails...?
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I really like putting little things into slightly bigger things, then putting those things into some other container...i think tupperware could really feed my storing bits and pieces in containers mania. But I have no entrails...?
Look Lolly, I have to try and stop you from this Tupperware thingy. DO NOT approach a Tupperware lady without being fore armed!
Remember to tell her YOU DO NOT WANT TO HAVE A TUPPERWARE PARTY!!!
NO YOU DO NOT WANT TO HAVE A TUPPERWARE PARTY! OK? TRUST ME ON THIS!!!!
Tell her NO YOU DON'T KNOW ENOUGH PPL TO HAVE A TUPPERWARE PARTY.
whatever she asks you just say NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
These tupperware ladies are a branch of the underworld, secret sales tactics, holding pretty little trinket sized pieces of tupperware under your nose tempting you.
I would advise you to go to your closest department store and buy a different brand. It's cheaper in the long run. Believe me!!
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It's a big rock, can't wait to tell my friends. They don't have a rock this big.
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No entrails? I could supply you with some good ones, also some Russian Dolls (though they scare the crap out of me)
I have 3 full sets and a few random singles!! I've always been fascinated with them.5dHxkvEhu8JqNeO3
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Look Lolly, I have to try and stop you from this Tupperware thingy. DO NOT approach a Tupperware lady without being fore armed!
Remember to tell her YOU DO NOT WANT TO HAVE A TUPPERWARE PARTY!!!
NO YOU DO NOT WANT TO HAVE A TUPPERWARE PARTY! OK? TRUST ME ON THIS!!!!
Tell her NO YOU DON'T KNOW ENOUGH PPL TO HAVE A TUPPERWARE PARTY.
whatever she asks you just say NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
These tupperware ladies are a branch of the underworld, secret sales tactics, holding pretty little trinket sized pieces of tupperware under your nose tempting you.
I would advise you to go to your closest department store and buy a different brand. It's cheaper in the long run. Believe me!!
HAHAHAHAHA!!
This was my exact response to the neighbor who asked me to have a MARY KAY party for her, lol! After speaking to her twice!!
I think I'd rather call it a TUPPERWARE GANG! Badass uniforms, roller derby nights, and weekly orgies!!
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Stupid birds, they are sooo bad at staring contests lmao.
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