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Hand knitted dildo sweaters? I'm sure it's been done before, but I could make really cute ones. Random idea for the day
I like a woman with a whip.
It seems every time I write something about my wife. . .it's brings the best out of me.
I'm too lazy to do the dishes today.
Fucking ITunes pisses me off when they force me to upgrade... I just figured out the last system.. FUCKERS !!!
Have been overseas for two years and we are getting ready to go home soon. My husbands Mom and my Mom have decided to start the fucking drama. Yay us. Now the real question is...... Are we going to stay overseas longer? Yep, most likely if we can get it to happen.
There is more to sex appeal than just measurements. I don’t need a bedroom to prove my womanliness. I can convey just as much sex appeal, picking apples off a tree or standing in the rain.
— Audrey Hepburn

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Hand knitted dildo sweaters? I'm sure it's been done before, but I could make really cute ones. Random idea for the day


Do it! Do it now!
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Do it! Do it now!

I found a pattern smile

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I found a pattern smile



That is pretty darned cool. Can ya do me one?
I should've said that's not my pic. I've downloaded the pattern but not worked it up! But sure, you're next ;)
First time I fell in love I was 26 and she was 41. Best sex I've ever had.
Something Random....... ok Gingerbutt started this thread quite a while ago now, and i thought it was a good idea at the time. I still think it was a really good idea actually.... because when we are bored, we have a thread to go to and just talk about crap in general.... which can come in handy sometimes, if you're bored, see? Sometimes though, it can be hard to think of something to put on the random thread if you are bored. if you're bored, it usually means you have no ideas in your head at that particular moment, of what you want to do. Soooooo perhaps my thoughts on boredom, don't really exist!
If you want to be entertained...... look at the post above you.
The first cup of coffee in the morning is always the best
Today I've been on Lush for a year. Go me, eh?
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Something Random....... ok Gingerbutt started this thread quite a while ago now, and i thought it was a good idea at the time. I still think it was a really good idea actually.... because when we are bored, we have a thread to go to and just talk about crap in general.... which can come in handy sometimes, if you're bored, see? Sometimes though, it can be hard to think of something to put on the random thread if you are bored. if you're bored, it usually means you have no ideas in your head at that particular moment, of what you want to do. Soooooo perhaps my thoughts on boredom, don't really exist!


This is what I call the random bored paradox. You wanna post something random, but you're so bored that randomness just ain't there, so you go to the random thread. Repeat until bored, dead or insane. Preferably all.

Here's something random for all of you: When I'm getting a blowjob, I can throw my head back and look down at the person who s giving me it. It's like my eyes can move or something! Isn't that awesome? Are you awestruck?
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Today I've been on Lush for a year. Go me, eh?


Me too! Well, actually it was 'technically' yesterday but i've been here more than a year..... this is the random thread right? Ok, some randomness. I first joined Lush on 2 June 2012. I was a member for a few months and decided to delete my account on 2 October 2012. Three days later I decided to re-join Lush. At that time, I didn't know you could deactivate so I deleted. I was a bit annoyed when I found out because when I deleted I lost 5000 forum posts on my count. Yes, I know that was a lot of forum posts in such a short time, but that's where I spent most of my time here, not that it's any of your business. just sayin'

Anyhoo.... Congrats pops, on your 1 year anniversary... May you have many more stories published and a very happy lush birthday xxxx Trinks.


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This is what I call the random bored paradox. You wanna post something random, but you're so bored that randomness just ain't there, so you go to the random thread. Repeat until bored, dead or insane. Preferably all.

Here's something random for all of you: When I'm getting a blowjob, I can throw my head back and look down at the person who s giving me it. It's like my eyes can move or something! Isn't that awesome? Are you awestruck?


No. Not awestruck in the least A, The image that paints in my mind is one of double-jointedness and personally, I don't think that's a good look when getting a blowjob. Why would you want to do that anyway? just askin' .

I think it's time I should stay away from this thread.
LESSON 1.

Dragons have an aversion to being deleted.