Lesson 2
If a dragon breathes fire on water things get steamy
Troublemaker
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The random thread
I'll give her a treat if she will give me a trick. Mmmmm.
Some words from the padded cell mates:
If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do. pour a little mouthwash in the toilet. (Jay Leno
Ladies, if a man says he will fix it, he will! There is no need to remind him about it every 6 months.
If at first you don't succeed...don't try skydiving. (Henry Youngman)
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
A story about shopping and weight loss.
Yesterday a man at the local Wal-Mart was buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for his loyal pet, Jake, the Wonder Dog. He was in the check out line when a woman behind him asked if he had a dog. He thought "What did she think I had an elephant?
Because he was retired and had little to do, on impulse he answered "No, I don't have a dog, I'm starting the Purina Diet again." He added he probably shouldn't because he ended up in the hospital last time, but that he had lost 50 pounds before waking in intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of his orifices and IV's in boh arms.
He told her that it is essentially a perfectly good diet. The way it works is, you load your pockets with Purina Nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and he was going to try it again. (By now practically everyone in line was now enthralled with his story.)
Horrified, she asked if he ended up in intensive care, because the dog food poisoned him. He answered her "No, I stopped to pee on a fire hydrant and a car hit me."
The guy behind her was laughing so hard he was afraid that guy would have a heart attack.
Wal-Mart won't let him shop there anymore.
Some words from the padded cell mates:
If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do. pour a little mouthwash in the toilet. (Jay Leno
Ladies, if a man says he will fix it, he will! There is no need to remind him about it every 6 months.
If at first you don't succeed...don't try skydiving. (Henry Youngman)
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
A story about shopping and weight loss.
Yesterday a man at the local Wal-Mart was buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for his loyal pet, Jake, the Wonder Dog. He was in the check out line when a woman behind him asked if he had a dog. He thought "What did she think I had an elephant?
Because he was retired and had little to do, on impulse he answered "No, I don't have a dog, I'm starting the Purina Diet again." He added he probably shouldn't because he ended up in the hospital last time, but that he had lost 50 pounds before waking in intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of his orifices and IV's in boh arms.
He told her that it is essentially a perfectly good diet. The way it works is, you load your pockets with Purina Nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and he was going to try it again. (By now practically everyone in line was now enthralled with his story.)
Horrified, she asked if he ended up in intensive care, because the dog food poisoned him. He answered her "No, I stopped to pee on a fire hydrant and a car hit me."
The guy behind her was laughing so hard he was afraid that guy would have a heart attack.
Wal-Mart won't let him shop there anymore.
Active Ink Slinger
Scientists have discovered that Earth's rotation is slowing, and in the past 2 years, there is about 24 more seconds in a day. Hmmm, what will I do with all that extra time!
Oh where is Andrew when you need him. ok I'll have to think up some of my own randomness without Andrew's weed. Hmmm some of that would be excellent about now, but then i would get the munchableys (like that one Andreew?) and crave stuff. Stuff like ice-cream and chocolate. and crunch stuff... gotta have a bit of crunchableness. Ok nuff with the thoughts of weed. Not happening. Some Vodka would be nice. hey Curlygirly where are you with the vodka? Curls always has a stash of vodka somewhere or other. And wine... Did you know that Curls once used a corkscrew to get the cork out of a bottle of wine? Only it wasn't a cork.... it was a screw cap 
The corkscrew still got the screw cap off though, and she's got the picture to prove it! They are on her FB page.... go on everyone, hop on over to Curls' FB page, she won't mind. The name is CurlyGirly. Can't be too many of those around could there? 
hmmm What other illicit substances can we consider? oh I know! Salami! the black market salami is the very best in case you didn't know. No, the salami is not black, it's sold on the black market. Where is the black market? Well, it's not anywhere really, it just 'is'. Well how would i know how you can sell salami on the black market if there is no black market to go to? Stop asking ridiculously ridicleously questions!
Andrew, i believe it's your turn to take over.......
The corkscrew still got the screw cap off though, and she's got the picture to prove it! They are on her FB page.... go on everyone, hop on over to Curls' FB page, she won't mind. The name is CurlyGirly. Can't be too many of those around could there? hmmm What other illicit substances can we consider? oh I know! Salami! the black market salami is the very best in case you didn't know. No, the salami is not black, it's sold on the black market. Where is the black market? Well, it's not anywhere really, it just 'is'. Well how would i know how you can sell salami on the black market if there is no black market to go to? Stop asking ridiculously ridicleously questions!
Andrew, i believe it's your turn to take over.......
Troublemaker
According to I am an "Anti-Spam Hero" ....I hope I get a cape....
Active Ink Slinger
Laughter is good medicine. But if you are laughing for no reason............you need medicine
My Karma just ran over your Dogma
Cheeky Chick
I really miss my Squishie and his randomness. This thread isn't the same without him, of course that is because he was the mastermind behind it in the first place.
