Quote by slipperywhenwet2012
I haven't masturbated in 2 weeks.vqb7XbycwIORk6Aa
Quote by slipperywhenwet2012
I haven't masturbated in 2 weeks.fWYUH1Va8TuEt18c
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I sense some sweet oblivion happening when you do, then you'll probably be living up to your username. But how can you go so long without? I'd explode long before that (if that's not TMI). Only time I went that long without was when I worked this crappy door to door sales job and was too tired to do it, which really sucked because I was frustrated on the job and... well, let's just say there's a story in there somewhere, I might get around to telling some day. Hey, thanks for the story fodder, I'd forgotten about that encounter!
"What is the quality of your intent?" - Thurgood Marshall
Quote by slipperywhenwet2012
Either too tired or too sick. I've been recovering from what basically my doctor told me was exhaustion...and a flu that I could've easily shaken had it not been for the exhaustion factor. Apparently I overexert myself. When I get lost in my work, I forget to eat/disregard the fact that I'm hungry. And when I do eat, it's quick stuff that I'd never even consider eating had I actually stopped to care. Basically all of this played a factor in my extremely slow recovery of what-the-fuck-ever my body could have either fought off before it happened or fought off in a couple of days, accompanied by a few meds. And hence, no finger-cruising in happy town.EDGvq9fL4rTU28aq