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I laughed all day yesterday
I want to go ice fishing on Europa.
I'm hungry
I just realised that playing air bass to For Whom The Bell Tolls looks really rude if you're only doing it with your fretting hand.
Just randomly saying that I love this song

I haven't masturbated in 2 weeks.ZLhcb5ebIdjqn2MS

"What is the quality of your intent?" - Thurgood Marshall


I need to take new pictures for my profile.
Bunker Love
My Dream my latest stopry
Saw the new Bourne movie today it was pretty good
I'm tired
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I haven't masturbated in 2 weeks.vqb7XbycwIORk6Aa


I sense some sweet oblivion happening when you do, then you'll probably be living up to your username. But how can you go so long without? I'd explode long before that (if that's not TMI). Only time I went that long without was when I worked this crappy door to door sales job and was too tired to do it, which really sucked because I was frustrated on the job and... well, let's just say there's a story in there somewhere, I might get around to telling some day. Hey, thanks for the story fodder, I'd forgotten about that encounter!
Was at Hollywood studios at Disney world tonight, fantasia thing was about to start at 8.30 and it started a thunder storm at 8.29.....god was a shit bloke tonight
I wish I could watch this show 18 hrs. / day    
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I sense some sweet oblivion happening when you do, then you'll probably be living up to your username. But how can you go so long without? I'd explode long before that (if that's not TMI). Only time I went that long without was when I worked this crappy door to door sales job and was too tired to do it, which really sucked because I was frustrated on the job and... well, let's just say there's a story in there somewhere, I might get around to telling some day. Hey, thanks for the story fodder, I'd forgotten about that encounter!


Either too tired or too sick. I've been recovering from what basically my doctor told me was exhaustion...and a flu that I could've easily shaken had it not been for the exhaustion factor. Apparently I overexert myself. When I get lost in my work, I forget to eat/disregard the fact that I'm hungry. And when I do eat, it's quick stuff that I'd never even consider eating had I actually stopped to care. Basically all of this played a factor in my extremely slow recovery of what-the-fuck-ever my body could have either fought off before it happened or fought off in a couple of days, accompanied by a few meds. And hence, no finger-cruising in happy town.J7pJgvPyX51bCTjL

"What is the quality of your intent?" - Thurgood Marshall


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Either too tired or too sick. I've been recovering from what basically my doctor told me was exhaustion...and a flu that I could've easily shaken had it not been for the exhaustion factor. Apparently I overexert myself. When I get lost in my work, I forget to eat/disregard the fact that I'm hungry. And when I do eat, it's quick stuff that I'd never even consider eating had I actually stopped to care. Basically all of this played a factor in my extremely slow recovery of what-the-fuck-ever my body could have either fought off before it happened or fought off in a couple of days, accompanied by a few meds. And hence, no finger-cruising in happy town.EDGvq9fL4rTU28aq


I see, I can sympathize with that. When I was doing my sales job, I was exhausted quite a bit and what little energy I did have, I faked, it all added up to me having to quit because I was just too damned burnt out. I do hope you're feeling better now
Randomness is so much fun to read.... NOT!!
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Randomness is so much fun to read.... NOT!!


reading is so much fun to random... YUP!!
Fun is so much randomness to read NOT!
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Fun is so much randomness to read NOT!


Random fun is to read, YUP!
Random Reading is Fun YUP!!
Random fun is funnily random, nmmhmm!
Funnily, reading random stuff is....well,...... stupid!! YUP!
Reading stupid stuff is randomly evil, YARR!!!
HAHAHAHA I WIN cause you left out the word 'fun/funny/funnier/funniest/funnily etc etc I WIN I WIN
*hangs head in shame* BUT YOU'LL NEVER TAKE THE RANDOM CROWN!!! Tralala! *skips away, hanging onto crown*
so what? does that crown just automatically belong to you? nooooooooooooo not fair Gurly!!! Tralala *skips away laughing*
Target in sight captain!

Lock in those co-ordinates ensign.
The random crown was bestowed upon me by my friend, so bwahaha! It's mine, all mine!!! Tralala *skips away, cheekily sticking tongue out*
These are not the droids you're looking for.

"What is the quality of your intent?" - Thurgood Marshall