"How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious."
Wheelchair rugby looks brutal!
I'm hungry,
(Please, no dirty jokes!) haha
you know I have to make one now, don't you? I've got something you can eat! (I'm referring of course to the salad or sandwich I am going to make for dinner)
Big-haired Bitch/Personality Hire
I was checking up on someone's private aquarium (fish tank) and almost fell in. They had sharks.
"What is the quality of your intent?" - Thurgood Marshall
I love the way my cat licks her chops when she's done eating. I think I'll start doing that too, or would it be too weird?