My boobs piss me off. (Don't laugh!) If I take off my bra, they lose their charm. They just sort of sit there...it's like they're mad at me or something. I'm just thinking, "It's not my friggin fault you're not D's! Shit, can't you be a bit perky or something? Or in a better mood at least?" But no. They just lie there mocking me. Stupid boobs.
Uh-oh..brainpoop.
I klutzed my way through my living room a bit ago, and kicked a table leg, crushing my little toe of my right foot.
Caught that piece of furniture in full stride.
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
Why am I now thinking of "brain poop" ?
In order to know virtue, you must first become acquainted with vice.
- Donatien Alphonse Francois de Sade
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En vis mann slår aldri en hund i klubben med en stokk, fordi hunden vil vende rundt og biter mannens ballene av. People coming on to the site and private messaging members to try and lure them to their site.
It really annoys me when people make accusations based on nothing and am rude to me before I can explain why I haven't been speaking to many people outside of Lush.
The Great Firewall of China; makes everything hit and miss!!! Forums hit.... stories miss.... inbox hit..... profiles hit/miss..... submitting stories miss.... It sunk my battleship!
Living life and enjoying life are two different things... just need to figure out how to do both at the same time to live it right!
Woman... GO FLY A KITE!!!!! Take a slideshow walk with me on a walk through the parks of Inner Mongolia, China. Then enjoy the tale of a very traditional day in the life of a white Woman in China. Woman, can you get to a profile and then click a story from inside there? It might be a workaround.
Hey I didn't say reacharound.
Hello Eli!!! Think away!! It is good for the soul to have an active thinker!
Living life and enjoying life are two different things... just need to figure out how to do both at the same time to live it right!
Woman... GO FLY A KITE!!!!! Take a slideshow walk with me on a walk through the parks of Inner Mongolia, China. Then enjoy the tale of a very traditional day in the life of a white Woman in China. well hi woman!! i can't think of those things ... if i get too "excited" it might trigger another heart attack ...
“There is a sacredness in tears. They are not the mark of weakness, but of power. They speak more eloquently than ten thousand tongues. They are messengers of overwhelming grief...and unspeakable love.” ~ Washington Irving
"Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It make you so vulnerable. It opens up your chest and it opens up your heart and it mean someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses, you build up a whole set of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different than any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life... You give them a piece of you. They didn't ask for it. The did something du mb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and your life isn't yours anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. Eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so simple a phrase like 'maybe we should just be friends' turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. Its a soul-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love." ~Neil Gaima Eli, I love you, please don't overthink....
No. No heart attacks. That would be bad.
And I'm pretty sure the primary reason Beijing blocks porn is jealousy, akin to a systemic cultural penis inferiority complex. In other words, the wankers in the High Poombah Proletariate, or whatever Chairman Mao's current (old guy) octogenarian generation of commu-buddies are so horribly ashamed of their own paltry, unimpressive and underperforming dangly bits that they will vehemently fight to keep anyone they can excercise their "overcompensation" drive upon from access, even verbally, from any type of entertainment, education or social discussion that may remotely suggest that there are cocks in this world much more satisfacory in their design intent than theirs.
My stupid fucking father.
helping my little sister pick out a prom dress is allot harder than i thought it would be. she wants a ball gown and then she wants a mermaid dress, she wants a orange one then a pink one then a yellow and blue one ... arg!!! make up your mind!! oh and all of the ones she wants cost about 300 or more, and i agreed to buy her one. she just urks me sometimes.
“There is a sacredness in tears. They are not the mark of weakness, but of power. They speak more eloquently than ten thousand tongues. They are messengers of overwhelming grief...and unspeakable love.” ~ Washington Irving
"Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It make you so vulnerable. It opens up your chest and it opens up your heart and it mean someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses, you build up a whole set of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different than any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life... You give them a piece of you. They didn't ask for it. The did something du mb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and your life isn't yours anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. Eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so simple a phrase like 'maybe we should just be friends' turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. Its a soul-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love." ~Neil Gaima lots but sometimes just Life in general .
i want fun!! 
... oh well im still gunna be on here! 
