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Computers who refuse to work properly and hate my guts!!
wifi that wont stay connected!!!!!!!!
"Haters make me FAMOUS!!!"



Sassy
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wifi that wont stay connected!!!!!!!!


I feel your pain!!
When I'm having a klutzy day and knock my glass of water into all of the computer wires and surge protectors under my desk.
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When I'm having a klutzy day and knock my glass of water into all of the computer wires and surge protectors under my desk.


Oh shit, hope you're okay, Chef!
Now that would be a freakin' nightmare for me, Chef.
Should have seen me dash under the desk unplugging everything in sight. LOL Saved everything.
But the karma gods got me back today. Been having trouble with the fluorescent lighting in my kitchen. Replaced, ballasts. bulbs, and one whole fixture. Nothing worked. Now, I'm good in the kitchen but, not good enough to cook in the dark. So we called an electrician. He said we needed to replace the 8' fixtures with 4' ones. Couldn't afford both so we did one. Guess how much? $345.00. Who the hell has that much money to throw away?! Well, at least I can see to cook. *sigh* Now I have four 4 foot bulbs and one 8 foot bulb that work.
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Well, at least I can see to cook. *sigh* Now I have four 4 foot bulbs and one 8 foot bulb that work.


I read that part really fast and I thought you said: "Well, at least I can see to cock."
My thoughts were: "How can she see to cock with such low lighting?"

*sigh*

My computer's being a stupidhead.
I read that part really fast and I thought you said: "Well, at least I can see to cock."
My thoughts were: "How can she see to cock with such low lighting?"


Oh, I do that by feel.
Quote by chefkathleen
Should have seen me dash under the desk unplugging everything in sight. LOL Saved everything.
But the karma gods got me back today. Been having trouble with the fluorescent lighting in my kitchen. Replaced, ballasts. bulbs, and one whole fixture. Nothing worked. Now, I'm good in the kitchen but, not good enough to cook in the dark. So we called an electrician. He said we needed to replace the 8' fixtures with 4' ones. Couldn't afford both so we did one. Guess how much? $345.00. Who the hell has that much money to throw away?! Well, at least I can see to cook. *sigh* Now I have four 4 foot bulbs and one 8 foot bulb that work.


It would have been cheaper to buy candles for a year.
Quote by chefkathleen
I read that part really fast and I thought you said: "Well, at least I can see to cock."
My thoughts were: "How can she see to cock with such low lighting?"


Oh, I do that by feel.


I'm not surprised
This morning....... Two MEN!
Living life and enjoying life are two different things... just need to figure out how to do both at the same time to live it right!

Woman... GO FLY A KITE!!!!! Take a slideshow walk with me on a walk through the parks of Inner Mongolia, China. Then enjoy the tale of a very traditional day in the life of a white Woman in China.
Holidays, I hate holidays where im doing nothing.
Its been a week, im already going crazy im so bored and there is 2months left of it!
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Two men what?


Have made me want to scream and rant and rave and stomp my feet in utter and total frustration. But I am Woman. And will just say MEN!
Living life and enjoying life are two different things... just need to figure out how to do both at the same time to live it right!

Woman... GO FLY A KITE!!!!! Take a slideshow walk with me on a walk through the parks of Inner Mongolia, China. Then enjoy the tale of a very traditional day in the life of a white Woman in China.
my cell phone pisses me off! it keeps dying randomly ... i'll try to text and hit the clear buttun and it'll kaput on me or even if i flip it open to fast! piece of crap razor!!!! don't ever but one! actually they are good phones ... now that i think about it, its about time it goes on the fritz because its been through the washer, dropped in a lake, in a snow bank, in a puddle, and dropped many many times. i just need a new one i guess.


“There is a sacredness in tears. They are not the mark of weakness, but of power. They speak more eloquently than ten thousand tongues. They are messengers of overwhelming grief...and unspeakable love.” ~ Washington Irving

"Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It make you so vulnerable. It opens up your chest and it opens up your heart and it mean someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses, you build up a whole set of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different than any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life... You give them a piece of you. They didn't ask for it. The did something du mb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and your life isn't yours anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. Eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so simple a phrase like 'maybe we should just be friends' turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. Its a soul-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love." ~Neil Gaima
Maybe you can explain why mine 1) turns itself off 2) randomly dials people from my phonebook and 3) keeps deleting my text messages?

Ling
people who say mean things for no reason whatsoever!!!!!!
"Haters make me FAMOUS!!!"



Sassy
When packages of hot dogs and hot dog buns come in different amounts.

Makes my blood boil. *rawwwr*


In order to know virtue, you must first become acquainted with vice.
- Donatien Alphonse Francois de Sade

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En vis mann slår aldri en hund i klubben med en stokk, fordi hunden vil vende rundt og biter mannens ballene av.
People who put pictures of themselves on their profiles and then complain about the comments they get
People who control others..
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When packages of hot dogs and hot dog buns come in different amounts.

Makes my blood boil. *rawwwr*



Father of the Bride was a good movie...You said that and I thought of it

It pisses me off when I get depressed for no reason.
BEER!! Appartently it works wonders and can cure alot of things.

Failing that, an impromptu session with your stud, after teasing the hell out of him can blow your mind away ...

*The Dark Room*

How do you talk to an Angel available from Amazon.
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BEER!! Appartently it works wonders and can cure alot of things.

Failing that, an impromptu session with your stud, after teasing the hell out of him can blow your mind away ...



and this pisses you off?
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Quote by verity-smart

BEER!! Appartently it works wonders and can cure alot of things.

Failing that, an impromptu session with your stud, after teasing the hell out of him can blow your mind away ...



and this pisses you off?


Not at all, love it!!


*The Dark Room*

How do you talk to an Angel available from Amazon.
incompetent people...I have enough on my plate without having to fix your messes
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Quote by chefkathleen
Quote by verity-smart

BEER!! Appartently it works wonders and can cure alot of things.

Failing that, an impromptu session with your stud, after teasing the hell out of him can blow your mind away ...



and this pisses you off?


Not at all, love it!!



Do you know what thread your in?
What have you been drinking?
It's the right thread chef, only thing is it's got nothing to do with being pisssed off ...

I'll take this slot as no one else seems to want it today.

I'm pissed off because I've got nothing to moan about ... isn't life wonderful ...

*The Dark Room*

How do you talk to an Angel available from Amazon.
Migraines and possible fevers lalalalalalalalalalaa
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Quote by Primal
When packages of hot dogs and hot dog buns come in different amounts.

Makes my blood boil. *rawwwr*



Father of the Bride was a good movie...You said that and I thought of it

It pisses me off when I get depressed for no reason.



Haha, did they say that in Father of The Bride? Steve Martin right? I'm sure I saw it, but its been a few years.


In order to know virtue, you must first become acquainted with vice.
- Donatien Alphonse Francois de Sade

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En vis mann slår aldri en hund i klubben med en stokk, fordi hunden vil vende rundt og biter mannens ballene av.